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“Bă, tu să-mi dai banii!”

Thursday, April 17th, 2008

Dacian: ai luat tu castile de la ipod?
Darius: Da.
Dacian: de ce
Darius: Din greşeală. Le-am luat de lângă calculator.
Dacian: greseala se plateste

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Dacian: ti-am ascuns un obiect
Dacian: nu-ti spun ce.
Dacian: poate nasu, poate altceva
Dacian: sau poate ti-am bagat periuta de dinti in buda. brb

auzită de: Darius

15 Votes | Average: 4.87 out of 515 Votes | Average: 4.87 out of 515 Votes | Average: 4.87 out of 515 Votes | Average: 4.87 out of 515 Votes | Average: 4.87 out of 5 (15 votes, average: 4.87 out of 5)
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Prima la dreapta şi acolo eşti invisible

Sunday, April 6th, 2008

Păstaie: unde trebuie sa dau click ca sa nu mai vad cand intra sau iese cineva de pe net?
Dacian: tre sa te duci la options
Dacian: si cand ajungi acolo, intreaba un trecator

auzită de: Păstaie

22 Votes | Average: 4.45 out of 522 Votes | Average: 4.45 out of 522 Votes | Average: 4.45 out of 522 Votes | Average: 4.45 out of 522 Votes | Average: 4.45 out of 5 (22 votes, average: 4.45 out of 5)
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Dacă te-ar duce un pic capu’, te-ai simţi jignită. Da’ eşti proastă.

Monday, March 24th, 2008

Păstaie: eu am scris pretty?
Dacian: da
Păstaie: nu-mi mai aduc aminte sa fi gandit asa ceva
Dacian: that’s because you’re so pretty…

auzită de: Păstaie

12 Votes | Average: 4.67 out of 512 Votes | Average: 4.67 out of 512 Votes | Average: 4.67 out of 512 Votes | Average: 4.67 out of 512 Votes | Average: 4.67 out of 5 (12 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)
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Tot în tren…

Monday, March 17th, 2008

Dacian: Tocmai o trecut pe culoar prinţesa inimilor mele.

auzită de: Darius

21 Votes | Average: 4.67 out of 521 Votes | Average: 4.67 out of 521 Votes | Average: 4.67 out of 521 Votes | Average: 4.67 out of 521 Votes | Average: 4.67 out of 5 (21 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)
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Puliticos, cum îi şade-n fire.

Monday, March 17th, 2008

Dacian: Bă, io te-am rugat frumos. Nu mă face să te rog iară. Că poate te rog de mamă.

auzită de: Darius

27 Votes | Average: 4.93 out of 527 Votes | Average: 4.93 out of 527 Votes | Average: 4.93 out of 527 Votes | Average: 4.93 out of 527 Votes | Average: 4.93 out of 5 (27 votes, average: 4.93 out of 5)
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Heavy Night

Wednesday, March 12th, 2008

La ieşirea din bar..
Dacian: Pe aici se intră afară?

auzită de: Tudor

25 Votes | Average: 4.8 out of 525 Votes | Average: 4.8 out of 525 Votes | Average: 4.8 out of 525 Votes | Average: 4.8 out of 525 Votes | Average: 4.8 out of 5 (25 votes, average: 4.8 out of 5)
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Urări de bine în 2008, de la Moafle

Tuesday, January 1st, 2008

Dacian: am flegma in gat asa mare ca trebe sa o mestec ca sa o pot inghit, dupa ce tusesc

auzită de: Darius

17 Votes | Average: 4.06 out of 517 Votes | Average: 4.06 out of 517 Votes | Average: 4.06 out of 517 Votes | Average: 4.06 out of 517 Votes | Average: 4.06 out of 5 (17 votes, average: 4.06 out of 5)
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Sfatu’ medicului II

Sunday, December 16th, 2007

Darius: […] şi ăla o profitat de ea toată noaptea, iar ea, când s-o trezit dimineaţa, s-o speriat că nu s-o protejat şi m-o sunat pe mine, ca să…
Dacian: Ca să-i dai parola!

auzită de: Darius

19 Votes | Average: 4.21 out of 519 Votes | Average: 4.21 out of 519 Votes | Average: 4.21 out of 519 Votes | Average: 4.21 out of 519 Votes | Average: 4.21 out of 5 (19 votes, average: 4.21 out of 5)
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Politeţe condiţional-optativă

Sunday, November 25th, 2007

Dacian: Dă-te un pic mai încolo.
Tudor: “Te rog.”
Dacian: Te rog zic când o să vreau să te dai mai mult.

auzită de: Darius

29 Votes | Average: 4.52 out of 529 Votes | Average: 4.52 out of 529 Votes | Average: 4.52 out of 529 Votes | Average: 4.52 out of 529 Votes | Average: 4.52 out of 5 (29 votes, average: 4.52 out of 5)
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Despre ce vorbesc?

Wednesday, November 14th, 2007

Mami: Daci! Ai reuşit?
Dacian
: Dar ce am încercat?

auzită de: Darius

26 Votes | Average: 4.54 out of 526 Votes | Average: 4.54 out of 526 Votes | Average: 4.54 out of 526 Votes | Average: 4.54 out of 526 Votes | Average: 4.54 out of 5 (26 votes, average: 4.54 out of 5)
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Tu erai în burtă la mă-ta, când a făcut Dumnezeu Pământul!

Sunday, October 21st, 2007

Dacian: Da’ nu ştiu, am citit pe ceva blog, da’ de mult, când nu existau încă bloguri.

auzită de: Darius

28 Votes | Average: 4.82 out of 528 Votes | Average: 4.82 out of 528 Votes | Average: 4.82 out of 528 Votes | Average: 4.82 out of 528 Votes | Average: 4.82 out of 5 (28 votes, average: 4.82 out of 5)
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Mă repet până nu mai poţi!

Sunday, October 21st, 2007

Dacian: De câte ori ţi-am spus că nu mai vorbesc cu tine?

auzită de: Darius 

24 Votes | Average: 4.58 out of 524 Votes | Average: 4.58 out of 524 Votes | Average: 4.58 out of 524 Votes | Average: 4.58 out of 524 Votes | Average: 4.58 out of 5 (24 votes, average: 4.58 out of 5)
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M-am mai liniştit

Sunday, October 21st, 2007

Dacian: Ce, nu mere site-ul lui Andrei Crivăţ?!
Dacian: Poate-i mai bine aşa…

auzită de: Darius 

18 Votes | Average: 4.17 out of 518 Votes | Average: 4.17 out of 518 Votes | Average: 4.17 out of 518 Votes | Average: 4.17 out of 518 Votes | Average: 4.17 out of 5 (18 votes, average: 4.17 out of 5)
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Dacian goes multi-lingual…

Sunday, July 15th, 2007

Dacian: i’m so tired i could sleep a horse

auzită de: Darius 

24 Votes | Average: 3.71 out of 524 Votes | Average: 3.71 out of 524 Votes | Average: 3.71 out of 524 Votes | Average: 3.71 out of 524 Votes | Average: 3.71 out of 5 (24 votes, average: 3.71 out of 5)
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Dacian, fotografu’, explicându-mi mie, plebea…

Wednesday, June 13th, 2007

Dacian: Deci, ochiu’ nostru percepe 60% culoare roşie, 30% albastră şi 30% verde. Sau 20%-20%… Sau ceva de genu’ ăsta, ştii?

auzită de: Darius

28 Votes | Average: 4.07 out of 528 Votes | Average: 4.07 out of 528 Votes | Average: 4.07 out of 528 Votes | Average: 4.07 out of 528 Votes | Average: 4.07 out of 5 (28 votes, average: 4.07 out of 5)
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