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Ce visează Dacian…

Thursday, March 8th, 2007

Dacian: si am visat cu cea mai buna tarta din lume
Dacian: mama o pusese ultima bucata de tarta intr-o servieta de metal foarte grea, dar descuiata
Dacian: si era pentru wesley snipes
Dacian: cu care trebuia sa ne intalnim
Dacian: da am indreptat-o io putin pe margini si apoi m-am trezit
Dacian: true story

auzită de: Darius

22 Votes | Average: 4.05 out of 522 Votes | Average: 4.05 out of 522 Votes | Average: 4.05 out of 522 Votes | Average: 4.05 out of 522 Votes | Average: 4.05 out of 5 (22 votes, average: 4.05 out of 5)
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De la 1 la z.

Monday, February 26th, 2007

Dacian: Care-i primu’ număr din alfabet?

auzită de: Darius

22 Votes | Average: 3.86 out of 522 Votes | Average: 3.86 out of 522 Votes | Average: 3.86 out of 522 Votes | Average: 3.86 out of 522 Votes | Average: 3.86 out of 5 (22 votes, average: 3.86 out of 5)
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Moafle preşedinte!

Sunday, February 25th, 2007

Fana: Era un exerciţiu… să desenezi cu degetele un triunghi şi un pătrat, în acelaşi timp.
Darius: Da’-i super greu, că unu’ are tri laturi, ălalalt patru şi-s înclinate… şi…
Dacian: DA’ POŢI SĂ-ŢI ÎNCHIZI NUMA’ UN OCHI?!

auzită de: Darius şi Fana

21 Votes | Average: 3.9 out of 521 Votes | Average: 3.9 out of 521 Votes | Average: 3.9 out of 521 Votes | Average: 3.9 out of 521 Votes | Average: 3.9 out of 5 (21 votes, average: 3.9 out of 5)
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Mom… meet Bob.

Sunday, February 25th, 2007

Fana: Asta-i Denisa aia cu zacusca? Că are un prieten imaginar, Bob. Da’ şi io am unu’, tot Bob şi i-am pus mesaj pe blog, că “nu-i cumva acelaşi Bob?”…
Dacian: Aveţi amândouă un prieten imaginar pe care-l cheamă Bob?
Fana: Da’, da io-l am de mai mulţi ani, înţelegi?
Dacian: ….
Dacian: Nu. Nu-nţeleg.

Follow-up:

Dacian: Bob îi ghei.
Fana: Nu, că umblă cu tot felu’ de târfe. Că am o prietenă…. ea are o prietenă imaginară pe care-o cheamă Futinia. Şi-ntr-o vreme umblau împreună.

auzită de: Darius

23 Votes | Average: 4.26 out of 523 Votes | Average: 4.26 out of 523 Votes | Average: 4.26 out of 523 Votes | Average: 4.26 out of 523 Votes | Average: 4.26 out of 5 (23 votes, average: 4.26 out of 5)
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Moafle, mereu glumeţ…

Thursday, February 22nd, 2007

Joi, după ce-am ieşit de la operaţia la coiul drept:

Dacian: Ce zi-i astăzi?

auzită de: Darius

16 Votes | Average: 4.06 out of 516 Votes | Average: 4.06 out of 516 Votes | Average: 4.06 out of 516 Votes | Average: 4.06 out of 516 Votes | Average: 4.06 out of 5 (16 votes, average: 4.06 out of 5)
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Moafle, the hair stylist…

Tuesday, February 20th, 2007

Dacian: Următoru’ Batman ar trebui să aibă mustaţă…

auzită de: Darius

13 Votes | Average: 3.54 out of 513 Votes | Average: 3.54 out of 513 Votes | Average: 3.54 out of 513 Votes | Average: 3.54 out of 513 Votes | Average: 3.54 out of 5 (13 votes, average: 3.54 out of 5)
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Hokay, hold it right there!

Tuesday, February 13th, 2007

Dacian: Ieri, după ce mi l-am desenat pe Pamfil pe sfârc […]

auzită de: Darius

19 Votes | Average: 4.11 out of 519 Votes | Average: 4.11 out of 519 Votes | Average: 4.11 out of 519 Votes | Average: 4.11 out of 519 Votes | Average: 4.11 out of 5 (19 votes, average: 4.11 out of 5)
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De pă lună, de pă lună, da’ de-a cui?…

Sunday, February 11th, 2007

Dacian: … când eram în Germania.
Simona: CÂND AI FOST? Că şi eu am fost în Germania.
Dacian: Şi nu m-ai văzut?!

auzită de: Darius

19 Votes | Average: 4.53 out of 519 Votes | Average: 4.53 out of 519 Votes | Average: 4.53 out of 519 Votes | Average: 4.53 out of 519 Votes | Average: 4.53 out of 5 (19 votes, average: 4.53 out of 5)
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Dacian ARE milă!

Sunday, February 4th, 2007

Darius: Mâine-i deschidere de ediţie cu Jeg, la Ziua de Cluj.
Dacian: Ce-i aia?
Darius: Front page…
Dacian: Da?!…
Dacian: Săracii.

auzită de: Darius

16 Votes | Average: 4.06 out of 516 Votes | Average: 4.06 out of 516 Votes | Average: 4.06 out of 516 Votes | Average: 4.06 out of 516 Votes | Average: 4.06 out of 5 (16 votes, average: 4.06 out of 5)
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Mathmacian…

Sunday, January 28th, 2007

Andrea: Care-i prenumele lui Fermat, matematicianul?
Dacian: “Teorema lui”.

auzită de: Darius

33 Votes | Average: 4.64 out of 533 Votes | Average: 4.64 out of 533 Votes | Average: 4.64 out of 533 Votes | Average: 4.64 out of 533 Votes | Average: 4.64 out of 5 (33 votes, average: 4.64 out of 5)
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Ninge peste noi cu flooori…

Sunday, January 28th, 2007

Dacian: Ia! Ninge pă ciori!

auzită de: Darius

17 Votes | Average: 4 out of 517 Votes | Average: 4 out of 517 Votes | Average: 4 out of 517 Votes | Average: 4 out of 517 Votes | Average: 4 out of 5 (17 votes, average: 4 out of 5)
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Înălţimea sa, Dacian…

Saturday, January 27th, 2007

Şireţi: Tu esti foarte inalt…
Şireţi: Ce faci vara?
Dacian: o umbra foarte lunga

auzită de: Darius

31 Votes | Average: 4.61 out of 531 Votes | Average: 4.61 out of 531 Votes | Average: 4.61 out of 531 Votes | Average: 4.61 out of 531 Votes | Average: 4.61 out of 5 (31 votes, average: 4.61 out of 5)
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Care-aţi derapat p-acilea?

Friday, January 19th, 2007

Dacian: Bă, miroase-n budă a ceva, aşa… cumva… ce pute? A cauciuc cumva. TE-AI CAUCIUCAT AICI?!

auzită de: Darius

22 Votes | Average: 4.23 out of 522 Votes | Average: 4.23 out of 522 Votes | Average: 4.23 out of 522 Votes | Average: 4.23 out of 522 Votes | Average: 4.23 out of 5 (22 votes, average: 4.23 out of 5)
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Întoarce şi celălalt obraz…

Friday, January 19th, 2007

Darius: Ia, mă, o picat un ciorap de la ăştia de sus.
Dacian: Aruncă-l la ăia de mai jos…

auzită de: Darius

20 Votes | Average: 4.5 out of 520 Votes | Average: 4.5 out of 520 Votes | Average: 4.5 out of 520 Votes | Average: 4.5 out of 520 Votes | Average: 4.5 out of 5 (20 votes, average: 4.5 out of 5)
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Nici titlu nu-i trebuie…

Saturday, January 13th, 2007

Dia: broasca
Dacian: o broasca?
Dia: am o broasca in baie
Dia: si nu pot face pipi
Dacian: de ce? tot ridica broasca colacu?

auzită de: Darius

19 Votes | Average: 4.42 out of 519 Votes | Average: 4.42 out of 519 Votes | Average: 4.42 out of 519 Votes | Average: 4.42 out of 519 Votes | Average: 4.42 out of 5 (19 votes, average: 4.42 out of 5)
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