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Nici titlu nu-i trebuie…

Saturday, January 13th, 2007

Dia: broasca
Dacian: o broasca?
Dia: am o broasca in baie
Dia: si nu pot face pipi
Dacian: de ce? tot ridica broasca colacu?

auzită de: Darius

20 Votes | Average: 4.45 out of 520 Votes | Average: 4.45 out of 520 Votes | Average: 4.45 out of 520 Votes | Average: 4.45 out of 520 Votes | Average: 4.45 out of 5 (20 votes, average: 4.45 out of 5)
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Pleacă sau vin? Bere!

Wednesday, January 10th, 2007

Tudor: Mai bem o bere sau merem?
Dacian: Berem!

auzită de: Tudor

24 Votes | Average: 4.21 out of 524 Votes | Average: 4.21 out of 524 Votes | Average: 4.21 out of 524 Votes | Average: 4.21 out of 524 Votes | Average: 4.21 out of 5 (24 votes, average: 4.21 out of 5)
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El se juca Prince.

Sunday, January 7th, 2007

Dacian: Da’ când s-o-ntâmplat asta?
Darius: În săptămâna aia când am plecat la Zalău…
Dacian: Ai fost la Zalău?

auzită de: Darius

13 Votes | Average: 4 out of 513 Votes | Average: 4 out of 513 Votes | Average: 4 out of 513 Votes | Average: 4 out of 513 Votes | Average: 4 out of 5 (13 votes, average: 4 out of 5)
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Una rece, una caldă…

Monday, January 1st, 2007

Dacian [concentrat pe Prince of Persia]: Ce tare-i aia cu “da’ nu pentru tine”… Cine-o zis-o?
Darius, Tudor şi Păstaie: TU!!!

auzită de: Tudor

Darius

Păstaie

20 Votes | Average: 4.25 out of 520 Votes | Average: 4.25 out of 520 Votes | Average: 4.25 out of 520 Votes | Average: 4.25 out of 520 Votes | Average: 4.25 out of 5 (20 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)
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Una caldă, una rece…

Monday, January 1st, 2007

Dacian: am si o veste buna
Devoir13: da?
Dacian: da nu pt tine

auzită de: Devoir13 

17 Votes | Average: 4 out of 517 Votes | Average: 4 out of 517 Votes | Average: 4 out of 517 Votes | Average: 4 out of 517 Votes | Average: 4 out of 5 (17 votes, average: 4 out of 5)
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“Calc pe-o trapă, tu eşti proastă?!”

Monday, January 1st, 2007

Dacian [jucând Prince of Persia - primul… ăla din 1989]: Să vezi ce fain îi nivelu’ ăsta. Este un schelet în el.

auzită de: Tudor

Darius

Păstaie

18 Votes | Average: 4.11 out of 518 Votes | Average: 4.11 out of 518 Votes | Average: 4.11 out of 518 Votes | Average: 4.11 out of 518 Votes | Average: 4.11 out of 5 (18 votes, average: 4.11 out of 5)
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Einstein, zweistein, dreistrein…

Saturday, December 16th, 2006

Dacian: L=S*D²…
Păstaie: cum ai facut 2-ul ala?
Dacian
: am si o tastatura mai mica

auzită de: Păstaie

36 Votes | Average: 4.64 out of 536 Votes | Average: 4.64 out of 536 Votes | Average: 4.64 out of 536 Votes | Average: 4.64 out of 536 Votes | Average: 4.64 out of 5 (36 votes, average: 4.64 out of 5)
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What’s the magic word?

Saturday, December 16th, 2006

Păstaie: ma
Păstaie: unde-i Darius?
Dacian: doarme
Păstaie: scoala-l sa intre pe net ca ma plictisesc
Păstaie: tre sa te rog frumos?
Păstaie: please, don’t make dot that
Păstaie: anything but that
Dacian: you said please

auzită de: Păstaie

15 Votes | Average: 3.6 out of 515 Votes | Average: 3.6 out of 515 Votes | Average: 3.6 out of 515 Votes | Average: 3.6 out of 515 Votes | Average: 3.6 out of 5 (15 votes, average: 3.6 out of 5)
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Tudor şi Dacian - o relaţie mai mult platonică

Saturday, December 16th, 2006

Tudor: Daţi-mi un Prigat de căpşuni…
Vânzătoarea [îl serveşte, apoi către Dacian]: Poftiţi.
Dacian: …
Vânzătoare: Sau sunteţi împreună?
Dacian: Numa’ prieteni.

auzită de: Tudor

38 Votes | Average: 4.24 out of 538 Votes | Average: 4.24 out of 538 Votes | Average: 4.24 out of 538 Votes | Average: 4.24 out of 538 Votes | Average: 4.24 out of 5 (38 votes, average: 4.24 out of 5)
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Arhitextură

Wednesday, December 13th, 2006

Dacian: Ni, mă, masa asta-i din lemn de plută. Sau suflată cu lemn de plută.

auzită de: Darius

21 Votes | Average: 4.52 out of 521 Votes | Average: 4.52 out of 521 Votes | Average: 4.52 out of 521 Votes | Average: 4.52 out of 521 Votes | Average: 4.52 out of 5 (21 votes, average: 4.52 out of 5)
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Îi deja mâine

Tuesday, December 12th, 2006

Dacian: Mai mâncăm ceva în seara asta?
Păstaie: Nu, mă, îi trecut de 12!
Dacian: Înseamnă că e micul dejun.

auzită de: Păstaie
16 Votes | Average: 4.06 out of 516 Votes | Average: 4.06 out of 516 Votes | Average: 4.06 out of 516 Votes | Average: 4.06 out of 516 Votes | Average: 4.06 out of 5 (16 votes, average: 4.06 out of 5)
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Proorocul puturos

Tuesday, December 12th, 2006

Dacian [în 2006]: Ştii cum o să fie în 2005?

auzită de: Darius

12 Votes | Average: 3.5 out of 512 Votes | Average: 3.5 out of 512 Votes | Average: 3.5 out of 512 Votes | Average: 3.5 out of 512 Votes | Average: 3.5 out of 5 (12 votes, average: 3.5 out of 5)
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Hetero-sapiens

Tuesday, December 12th, 2006

Dacian: Îi faină aia din poză, prima. Dacă-i fată.

auzită de: Darius

23 Votes | Average: 4.3 out of 523 Votes | Average: 4.3 out of 523 Votes | Average: 4.3 out of 523 Votes | Average: 4.3 out of 523 Votes | Average: 4.3 out of 5 (23 votes, average: 4.3 out of 5)
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Manly men…

Tuesday, December 12th, 2006

Tudor: Din ce-i făcut zidu’ ăsta?
Dacian [student la arhitectură]: Din bej.

auzită de: Tudor

24 Votes | Average: 4.92 out of 524 Votes | Average: 4.92 out of 524 Votes | Average: 4.92 out of 524 Votes | Average: 4.92 out of 524 Votes | Average: 4.92 out of 5 (24 votes, average: 4.92 out of 5)
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Improvizând igienă

Tuesday, December 12th, 2006

Dacian: N-avem nici şerveţele, tu, tre’ să mă şterg la cur cu plicuri de cd-uri. Că cu pita aia prăjită nu mă încumet. Sau cu coji de portocale…â€?

auzită de: Darius

16 Votes | Average: 4.31 out of 516 Votes | Average: 4.31 out of 516 Votes | Average: 4.31 out of 516 Votes | Average: 4.31 out of 516 Votes | Average: 4.31 out of 5 (16 votes, average: 4.31 out of 5)
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