Archive for the 'Internez' Category

Serioase probleme de orientare…

Saturday, March 17th, 2007

Tudor: du-te sa-mi sugi pula
Darius: Da’ unde ţi-i pula?

auzită de: Darius

28 Votes | Average: 4.07 out of 528 Votes | Average: 4.07 out of 528 Votes | Average: 4.07 out of 528 Votes | Average: 4.07 out of 528 Votes | Average: 4.07 out of 5 (28 votes, average: 4.07 out of 5)
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Morbidiscuţia

Friday, March 16th, 2007

Darius: Nu ţi-i dor de prietenă-ta?
Amic: Mi-o fost vreo două zile. Da’ o dispărut.
Darius: Unde-o dispărut?
Amic: I-o murit un prieten şi-o tre’it să-l îngroape.

auzită de: Darius

18 Votes | Average: 3.89 out of 518 Votes | Average: 3.89 out of 518 Votes | Average: 3.89 out of 518 Votes | Average: 3.89 out of 518 Votes | Average: 3.89 out of 5 (18 votes, average: 3.89 out of 5)
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Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet.

Wednesday, March 14th, 2007

Mihaela: stultum est vicinum velle punire incendium
Mihaela: pe asta poate o stii
Mihaela: ca doar esti la comunicare
Darius: “Cine mi-e vecin tre’ să stingă incendiul”?

auzită de: Darius

21 Votes | Average: 4.14 out of 521 Votes | Average: 4.14 out of 521 Votes | Average: 4.14 out of 521 Votes | Average: 4.14 out of 521 Votes | Average: 4.14 out of 5 (21 votes, average: 4.14 out of 5)
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Hackeru’…

Wednesday, February 28th, 2007

viceroy: fii atent
viceroy: ma duc la gadget store
viceroy: si ii zic la ala de vinde colo
viceroy: “ma, ce naspa monitor au astia de la apple, fii atemt ce banda a’mpixu i-o pus la asta de 17 inci
viceroy: ala> dude, banda aia e unitatea centrala”
.marius: mwhaahahahaha
.marius: mac mini?
viceroy: I mac
viceroy: iti bagi dvd-u’ in monitor
viceroy: de fapt
viceroy: poti sa bagi totul in unitate
viceroy: n-ai unde baga altundeva
viceroy: ma rog
viceroy
: si io: ba, ce cool! nu-ti mai trebe decat boxe”
viceroy: ala are. incorporate
viceroy:
am iesit
viceroy:
n-avea rost sa mai suport umilinte

auzită de: .marius

27 Votes | Average: 3.56 out of 527 Votes | Average: 3.56 out of 527 Votes | Average: 3.56 out of 527 Votes | Average: 3.56 out of 527 Votes | Average: 3.56 out of 5 (27 votes, average: 3.56 out of 5)
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Bătrâneţe, coaie creţe…

Tuesday, February 27th, 2007

Păstaie: azi am avut psihologie
Păstaie: si a zis sa ne desenam emotiile intr-un cerc
Păstaie: so i bought a cool sketch pad
Darius: Ce-i sketch padu’?
Păstaie
: caiet cu foi albe

auzită de: Darius

22 Votes | Average: 3.14 out of 522 Votes | Average: 3.14 out of 522 Votes | Average: 3.14 out of 522 Votes | Average: 3.14 out of 522 Votes | Average: 3.14 out of 5 (22 votes, average: 3.14 out of 5)
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Mici probleme de orientare…

Saturday, February 24th, 2007

Darius: Eu am luat supozitor.
Păstaie: in cur?
Darius: Nu. În ureche.

auzită de: Darius

17 Votes | Average: 3.65 out of 517 Votes | Average: 3.65 out of 517 Votes | Average: 3.65 out of 517 Votes | Average: 3.65 out of 517 Votes | Average: 3.65 out of 5 (17 votes, average: 3.65 out of 5)
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Cine ştie “cunoaşte”?

Thursday, February 22nd, 2007

Andrei: nu oricine tre sa inteleaga
Andrei: numai coneseorii, ca sa zic asa
Andrei: ca nu stiu sa scriu connaisseur

auzită de: Darius

19 Votes | Average: 4.58 out of 519 Votes | Average: 4.58 out of 519 Votes | Average: 4.58 out of 519 Votes | Average: 4.58 out of 519 Votes | Average: 4.58 out of 5 (19 votes, average: 4.58 out of 5)
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Influx de presă

Thursday, February 15th, 2007

Darius: Tu eşti la GSP?
Nene: da
Darius: Îţi vând un pont.
Nene: sa aud
Nene: mereu sintem ochi si urechi
Darius: În 1986, când a jucat Steaua cu Barcelona, Duckadam a apărat 4 (PATRU! ) unşpe metri-uri…
Darius: Da’ să bagi link spre Jeg…

auzită de: Darius

18 Votes | Average: 3.89 out of 518 Votes | Average: 3.89 out of 518 Votes | Average: 3.89 out of 518 Votes | Average: 3.89 out of 518 Votes | Average: 3.89 out of 5 (18 votes, average: 3.89 out of 5)
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Gimme an L, gimme an I… LITERE!

Sunday, February 11th, 2007

Monica (cea frumoasă şi deşteaptă, cu facultatea gătată): totusi, am terminat lietre

auzită de: Darius

10 Votes | Average: 3.6 out of 510 Votes | Average: 3.6 out of 510 Votes | Average: 3.6 out of 510 Votes | Average: 3.6 out of 510 Votes | Average: 3.6 out of 5 (10 votes, average: 3.6 out of 5)
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Maică-mea, încercând să dea play, pe YouTube…

Sunday, February 4th, 2007

Dacian: Ştii ce buton îi ăla?
Maică-mea: Oprire?
Dacian: Nu.
Maică-mea: Pornire?
Dacian: Da’ zi cuvântu’…
Maică-mea: Triunghi?

auzită de: Darius

32 Votes | Average: 4.63 out of 532 Votes | Average: 4.63 out of 532 Votes | Average: 4.63 out of 532 Votes | Average: 4.63 out of 532 Votes | Average: 4.63 out of 5 (32 votes, average: 4.63 out of 5)
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Nu mă ajută bine memoria? Ce nu mă ajută bine? Memoria.

Friday, February 2nd, 2007

Darius: Mere pe OiMR.
Odi: OiMR?
Darius: Overheardinmyroom.stuffo.info
Odi: a…m-am uitat ieri
Odi: cool stuff
Darius: Idiot, ai uitat de ieri?
Odi: ce sa uit
Darius: Oh, my fucking god.

auzită de: Darius

19 Votes | Average: 4 out of 519 Votes | Average: 4 out of 519 Votes | Average: 4 out of 519 Votes | Average: 4 out of 519 Votes | Average: 4 out of 5 (19 votes, average: 4 out of 5)
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Agentul’ Dumnezeu, actele la control…

Friday, February 2nd, 2007

Odi: god bless and protect
Darius: That’s the Police, dude.
Darius: Or is that protect and serve?…
Odi: …
Darius: God and Police bless, protect and serve…
Odi: don’t call me dude
Darius: Why not, dude?
Odi: that’s white trash talk
Darius: So what, nigger?

auzită de: Darius

21 Votes | Average: 3.86 out of 521 Votes | Average: 3.86 out of 521 Votes | Average: 3.86 out of 521 Votes | Average: 3.86 out of 521 Votes | Average: 3.86 out of 5 (21 votes, average: 3.86 out of 5)
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De zece ori x!

Sunday, January 28th, 2007

Cosmin Ruda: tanck’s
Cosmin Ruda: cre ca am scris bine
Catalina: mnu.. it’s thanks

auzită de: Păstaie

13 Votes | Average: 4.08 out of 513 Votes | Average: 4.08 out of 513 Votes | Average: 4.08 out of 513 Votes | Average: 4.08 out of 513 Votes | Average: 4.08 out of 5 (13 votes, average: 4.08 out of 5)
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Închide tu… - Nu, tu primul!

Sunday, January 28th, 2007

Tudor S: nu-ti mai dau
Tudor S: nu l-am mai prins pe Jeksan de 2 sapt
Darius: Atâta numa’?
Tudor S: nu l-am mai prins pe Jeksan de 2 sapt
Darius: Atâta numa’?
Tudor S: nu l-am mai prins pe Jeksan de 2 sapt
Tudor S: :)
Darius: :)
Darius: Atâta numa’?
Tudor S: nu l-am mai prins pe Jeksan de 2 sapt
Darius: Bă, eşti prost? De ce te tot repeţi?
Tudor S: hai ma cam am glumit

auzită de: Darius

18 Votes | Average: 4.22 out of 518 Votes | Average: 4.22 out of 518 Votes | Average: 4.22 out of 518 Votes | Average: 4.22 out of 518 Votes | Average: 4.22 out of 5 (18 votes, average: 4.22 out of 5)
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Doar pe LiberTV: filme care nu există…

Saturday, January 27th, 2007

Darius: Zi-mi un film fain.
Duţu: Zabriskie Point
Darius: De pe LiberTV il stii sau chiar exista?
Duţu: chiar exista

auzită de: Darius

10 Votes | Average: 4.1 out of 510 Votes | Average: 4.1 out of 510 Votes | Average: 4.1 out of 510 Votes | Average: 4.1 out of 510 Votes | Average: 4.1 out of 5 (10 votes, average: 4.1 out of 5)
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