Archive for the 'Miscelenoase' Category

Paste fericit

Thursday, April 24th, 2008

Octavian: iubi
Octavian: stii ce-i asta? - %
Dacian: banuiesc ca nu
Octavian: zona genitala a lu’ domnu’ darius pe vremea cand avea un coi sucit
Dacian: prea lunga linia

auzita de: Octavian

11 Votes | Average: 3.82 out of 511 Votes | Average: 3.82 out of 511 Votes | Average: 3.82 out of 511 Votes | Average: 3.82 out of 511 Votes | Average: 3.82 out of 5 (11 votes, average: 3.82 out of 5)
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Te vede Dumnezo, da’ de auzit - îi cu iPodu’-n urechi

Wednesday, April 2nd, 2008

Darius: Cum cânţi aşa, parcă eşti un pocăit din ăla ce fredonează despre “Domnul”…
Robert: Păi, poate îs, bă, pulă!

auzită de: Darius

28 Votes | Average: 4.43 out of 528 Votes | Average: 4.43 out of 528 Votes | Average: 4.43 out of 528 Votes | Average: 4.43 out of 528 Votes | Average: 4.43 out of 5 (28 votes, average: 4.43 out of 5)
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Dacă se găseşte una-n plus…

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008

Adi: Musai sa-mi iau nevasta.
Tudor: Din ce an?

auzită de: Adrian

21 Votes | Average: 4.52 out of 521 Votes | Average: 4.52 out of 521 Votes | Average: 4.52 out of 521 Votes | Average: 4.52 out of 521 Votes | Average: 4.52 out of 5 (21 votes, average: 4.52 out of 5)
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Imaginaţia nu are limite. E o nesimţită şi o infatuată.

Thursday, March 27th, 2008

Păstaie: Dacă ai prieteni imaginari, oare poţi să-ţi faci şi duşmani imaginari?

auzită de: Darius

19 Votes | Average: 4.37 out of 519 Votes | Average: 4.37 out of 519 Votes | Average: 4.37 out of 519 Votes | Average: 4.37 out of 519 Votes | Average: 4.37 out of 5 (19 votes, average: 4.37 out of 5)
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No, we can’t keep it!

Thursday, March 27th, 2008

Păstaie: Instead of a pet, I want a party animal.

auzită de: Darius

14 Votes | Average: 4.5 out of 514 Votes | Average: 4.5 out of 514 Votes | Average: 4.5 out of 514 Votes | Average: 4.5 out of 514 Votes | Average: 4.5 out of 5 (14 votes, average: 4.5 out of 5)
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Codul igienei e ca ăla al bunelor maniere, care-i, de fapt, ca ăla rutier. Care-i morse.

Thursday, March 27th, 2008

Tudor: În State, WC-urile se umplu cu apă până la jumătate. În Anglia cum îs?
Păstaie: Tot aşa, numa’ că pe dreapta.

auzită de: Darius

13 Votes | Average: 4.38 out of 513 Votes | Average: 4.38 out of 513 Votes | Average: 4.38 out of 513 Votes | Average: 4.38 out of 513 Votes | Average: 4.38 out of 5 (13 votes, average: 4.38 out of 5)
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And the Moron goes to…

Monday, March 24th, 2008

Arpi: Da’ locul I la cel mai bun actor secundar nu-i tot una cu locul II la cel mai bun actor principal?

auzită de: Darius

24 Votes | Average: 4.79 out of 524 Votes | Average: 4.79 out of 524 Votes | Average: 4.79 out of 524 Votes | Average: 4.79 out of 524 Votes | Average: 4.79 out of 5 (24 votes, average: 4.79 out of 5)
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Vlad, din popor

Tuesday, March 18th, 2008

Vlad: Orice-ai face, altuia nu-i place…

auzită de: Darius

18 Votes | Average: 4.67 out of 518 Votes | Average: 4.67 out of 518 Votes | Average: 4.67 out of 518 Votes | Average: 4.67 out of 518 Votes | Average: 4.67 out of 5 (18 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)
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“Pula dans, numa’ maniere…”

Tuesday, March 18th, 2008

Mea: Felicitari maestre
Darius: Vă mulţumim.
Darius: Nici c-ai votat, admiţi?
Mea: sint o doamna…deci se pretinde a fi distinsa si educata
Mea: dar….
Mea: MANINCI CACAT
Mea: sigur ca te-am votat

auzită de: Darius

15 Votes | Average: 4.6 out of 515 Votes | Average: 4.6 out of 515 Votes | Average: 4.6 out of 515 Votes | Average: 4.6 out of 515 Votes | Average: 4.6 out of 5 (15 votes, average: 4.6 out of 5)
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Al zerolea simţ

Monday, March 17th, 2008

Lucian: Auzi ce bine miroase…

auzită de: Tudor

18 Votes | Average: 4.67 out of 518 Votes | Average: 4.67 out of 518 Votes | Average: 4.67 out of 518 Votes | Average: 4.67 out of 518 Votes | Average: 4.67 out of 5 (18 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)
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În tren…

Monday, March 17th, 2008

Valeriu: Bă, nu v-aţi plictisit?
Dacian: Ba da, hai să mergem.

auzită de: Darius

18 Votes | Average: 4.56 out of 518 Votes | Average: 4.56 out of 518 Votes | Average: 4.56 out of 518 Votes | Average: 4.56 out of 518 Votes | Average: 4.56 out of 5 (18 votes, average: 4.56 out of 5)
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Împărţim ca fraţii…

Tuesday, March 11th, 2008

Dacian: vezi ca am gasit o chestie
Dacian: chestia aia a ta
Dacian: mi-o dai mie?

auzită de: Darius

18 Votes | Average: 4.67 out of 518 Votes | Average: 4.67 out of 518 Votes | Average: 4.67 out of 518 Votes | Average: 4.67 out of 518 Votes | Average: 4.67 out of 5 (18 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)
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Concepţia unui programator asupra sexului

Tuesday, March 11th, 2008

Octavian: pe windows
Octavian: aveam un folder
Octavian: care era asociat cu localhostu
Octavian: si cand apasam localhost
Octavian: se duce in folder
Octavian: si facea sex cu php-urile de acolo

auzită de: Tudor

12 Votes | Average: 4.5 out of 512 Votes | Average: 4.5 out of 512 Votes | Average: 4.5 out of 512 Votes | Average: 4.5 out of 512 Votes | Average: 4.5 out of 5 (12 votes, average: 4.5 out of 5)
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I know about Eloise

Sunday, March 2nd, 2008

Darius: Mie îmi plac mai mult maşinile din trecut decât din viitor.

auzită de: Dacian
14 Votes | Average: 4.21 out of 514 Votes | Average: 4.21 out of 514 Votes | Average: 4.21 out of 514 Votes | Average: 4.21 out of 514 Votes | Average: 4.21 out of 5 (14 votes, average: 4.21 out of 5)
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Nu prea luăm pauze noi aici…

Monday, February 25th, 2008

Păstaie: Da’ ăştia de la şcoala pentru cei cu deficienţe de auz cum îşi dau seama când se sună?

auzită :) de: Darius

23 Votes | Average: 4.43 out of 523 Votes | Average: 4.43 out of 523 Votes | Average: 4.43 out of 523 Votes | Average: 4.43 out of 523 Votes | Average: 4.43 out of 5 (23 votes, average: 4.43 out of 5)
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