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Paste fericit

Thursday, April 24th, 2008

Octavian: iubi
Octavian: stii ce-i asta? - %
Dacian: banuiesc ca nu
Octavian: zona genitala a lu’ domnu’ darius pe vremea cand avea un coi sucit
Dacian: prea lunga linia

auzită de: Octavian

24 Votes | Average: 4.04 out of 524 Votes | Average: 4.04 out of 524 Votes | Average: 4.04 out of 524 Votes | Average: 4.04 out of 524 Votes | Average: 4.04 out of 5 (24 votes, average: 4.04 out of 5)
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Te vede Dumnezo, da’ de auzit - îi cu iPodu’-n urechi

Wednesday, April 2nd, 2008

Darius: Cum cânţi aşa, parcă eşti un pocăit din ăla ce fredonează despre “Domnul”…
Robert: Păi, poate îs, bă, pulă!

auzită de: Darius

34 Votes | Average: 4.5 out of 534 Votes | Average: 4.5 out of 534 Votes | Average: 4.5 out of 534 Votes | Average: 4.5 out of 534 Votes | Average: 4.5 out of 5 (34 votes, average: 4.5 out of 5)
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Dacă se găseşte una-n plus…

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008

Adi: Musai sa-mi iau nevasta.
Tudor: Din ce an?

auzită de: Adrian

29 Votes | Average: 4.59 out of 529 Votes | Average: 4.59 out of 529 Votes | Average: 4.59 out of 529 Votes | Average: 4.59 out of 529 Votes | Average: 4.59 out of 5 (29 votes, average: 4.59 out of 5)
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Imaginaţia nu are limite. E o nesimţită şi o infatuată.

Thursday, March 27th, 2008

Păstaie: Dacă ai prieteni imaginari, oare poţi să-ţi faci şi duşmani imaginari?

auzită de: Darius

27 Votes | Average: 4.41 out of 527 Votes | Average: 4.41 out of 527 Votes | Average: 4.41 out of 527 Votes | Average: 4.41 out of 527 Votes | Average: 4.41 out of 5 (27 votes, average: 4.41 out of 5)
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No, we can’t keep it!

Thursday, March 27th, 2008

Păstaie: Instead of a pet, I want a party animal.

auzită de: Darius

18 Votes | Average: 4.5 out of 518 Votes | Average: 4.5 out of 518 Votes | Average: 4.5 out of 518 Votes | Average: 4.5 out of 518 Votes | Average: 4.5 out of 5 (18 votes, average: 4.5 out of 5)
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Codul igienei e ca ăla al bunelor maniere, care-i, de fapt, ca ăla rutier. Care-i morse.

Thursday, March 27th, 2008

Tudor: În State, WC-urile se umplu cu apă până la jumătate. În Anglia cum îs?
Păstaie: Tot aşa, numa’ că pe dreapta.

auzită de: Darius

19 Votes | Average: 4.47 out of 519 Votes | Average: 4.47 out of 519 Votes | Average: 4.47 out of 519 Votes | Average: 4.47 out of 519 Votes | Average: 4.47 out of 5 (19 votes, average: 4.47 out of 5)
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And the Moron goes to…

Monday, March 24th, 2008

Arpi: Da’ locul I la cel mai bun actor secundar nu-i tot una cu locul II la cel mai bun actor principal?

auzită de: Darius

35 Votes | Average: 4.83 out of 535 Votes | Average: 4.83 out of 535 Votes | Average: 4.83 out of 535 Votes | Average: 4.83 out of 535 Votes | Average: 4.83 out of 5 (35 votes, average: 4.83 out of 5)
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Vlad, din popor

Tuesday, March 18th, 2008

Vlad: Orice-ai face, altuia nu-i place…

auzită de: Darius

19 Votes | Average: 4.68 out of 519 Votes | Average: 4.68 out of 519 Votes | Average: 4.68 out of 519 Votes | Average: 4.68 out of 519 Votes | Average: 4.68 out of 5 (19 votes, average: 4.68 out of 5)
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“Pula dans, numa’ maniere…”

Tuesday, March 18th, 2008

Mea: Felicitari maestre
Darius: Vă mulţumim.
Darius: Nici c-ai votat, admiţi?
Mea: sint o doamna…deci se pretinde a fi distinsa si educata
Mea: dar….
Mea: MANINCI CACAT
Mea: sigur ca te-am votat

auzită de: Darius

17 Votes | Average: 4.65 out of 517 Votes | Average: 4.65 out of 517 Votes | Average: 4.65 out of 517 Votes | Average: 4.65 out of 517 Votes | Average: 4.65 out of 5 (17 votes, average: 4.65 out of 5)
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Al zerolea simţ

Monday, March 17th, 2008

Lucian: Auzi ce bine miroase…

auzită de: Tudor

20 Votes | Average: 4.7 out of 520 Votes | Average: 4.7 out of 520 Votes | Average: 4.7 out of 520 Votes | Average: 4.7 out of 520 Votes | Average: 4.7 out of 5 (20 votes, average: 4.7 out of 5)
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În tren…

Monday, March 17th, 2008

Valeriu: Bă, nu v-aţi plictisit?
Dacian: Ba da, hai să mergem.

auzită de: Darius

21 Votes | Average: 4.62 out of 521 Votes | Average: 4.62 out of 521 Votes | Average: 4.62 out of 521 Votes | Average: 4.62 out of 521 Votes | Average: 4.62 out of 5 (21 votes, average: 4.62 out of 5)
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Împărţim ca fraţii…

Tuesday, March 11th, 2008

Dacian: vezi ca am gasit o chestie
Dacian: chestia aia a ta
Dacian: mi-o dai mie?

auzită de: Darius

20 Votes | Average: 4.7 out of 520 Votes | Average: 4.7 out of 520 Votes | Average: 4.7 out of 520 Votes | Average: 4.7 out of 520 Votes | Average: 4.7 out of 5 (20 votes, average: 4.7 out of 5)
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Concepţia unui programator asupra sexului

Tuesday, March 11th, 2008

Octavian: pe windows
Octavian: aveam un folder
Octavian: care era asociat cu localhostu
Octavian: si cand apasam localhost
Octavian: se duce in folder
Octavian: si facea sex cu php-urile de acolo

auzită de: Tudor

15 Votes | Average: 4.6 out of 515 Votes | Average: 4.6 out of 515 Votes | Average: 4.6 out of 515 Votes | Average: 4.6 out of 515 Votes | Average: 4.6 out of 5 (15 votes, average: 4.6 out of 5)
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I know about Eloise

Sunday, March 2nd, 2008

Darius: Mie îmi plac mai mult maşinile din trecut decât din viitor.

auzită de: Dacian
16 Votes | Average: 4.31 out of 516 Votes | Average: 4.31 out of 516 Votes | Average: 4.31 out of 516 Votes | Average: 4.31 out of 516 Votes | Average: 4.31 out of 5 (16 votes, average: 4.31 out of 5)
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Nu prea luăm pauze noi aici…

Monday, February 25th, 2008

Păstaie: Da’ ăştia de la şcoala pentru cei cu deficienţe de auz cum îşi dau seama când se sună?

auzită :) de: Darius

26 Votes | Average: 4.5 out of 526 Votes | Average: 4.5 out of 526 Votes | Average: 4.5 out of 526 Votes | Average: 4.5 out of 526 Votes | Average: 4.5 out of 5 (26 votes, average: 4.5 out of 5)
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