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Nu şi a bunicului Petrică, aia din sufragerie

Sunday, April 6th, 2008

Ioana: E adevărat că Chopperu’ din Diesel poate să ţină o masă în gură?
Bicăzan: Da. Zi-i să vă ţină o masă pe vineri.

auzită de: Păstaie

19 Votes | Average: 3.89 out of 519 Votes | Average: 3.89 out of 519 Votes | Average: 3.89 out of 519 Votes | Average: 3.89 out of 519 Votes | Average: 3.89 out of 5 (19 votes, average: 3.89 out of 5)
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Borsex plat

Monday, March 17th, 2008

Robert: Un pahar de apă, te rog. De la robinet.
Mischa: Un pahar de ţevian, la băiatu’.

auzită de: Tudor

24 Votes | Average: 4.79 out of 524 Votes | Average: 4.79 out of 524 Votes | Average: 4.79 out of 524 Votes | Average: 4.79 out of 524 Votes | Average: 4.79 out of 5 (24 votes, average: 4.79 out of 5)
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Zăbovind (cu mintea) la telecomunicaţii…

Wednesday, February 20th, 2008

Marius: nu sti kre ii codu ala … la nokia sa vezi cand s`o fabricat telefonu
Sanda: io nici macar nus pe nokia
Sanda: is pe orange

auzită de: Noji

20 Votes | Average: 4.45 out of 520 Votes | Average: 4.45 out of 520 Votes | Average: 4.45 out of 520 Votes | Average: 4.45 out of 520 Votes | Average: 4.45 out of 5 (20 votes, average: 4.45 out of 5)
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Ej, te, autonomie, draghe…

Wednesday, February 20th, 2008

Arpad: Vedeţi că mă duc acasă, la Covasna, să nu mă sunaţi, că-s pe roaming…

auzită de: Darius

20 Votes | Average: 4.45 out of 520 Votes | Average: 4.45 out of 520 Votes | Average: 4.45 out of 520 Votes | Average: 4.45 out of 520 Votes | Average: 4.45 out of 5 (20 votes, average: 4.45 out of 5)
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Umblă vorba-n târg…

Tuesday, January 29th, 2008

Darius: Ştii că o fost jefuită Banca Transilvania?
Karcsi: Ohooo, ştiu încă din aceeaşi zi. Adicăăă… ştiu, ştiu. Am aflat şi eu.

auzită de: Darius

18 Votes | Average: 4.61 out of 518 Votes | Average: 4.61 out of 518 Votes | Average: 4.61 out of 518 Votes | Average: 4.61 out of 518 Votes | Average: 4.61 out of 5 (18 votes, average: 4.61 out of 5)
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Reconciliere etnică

Sunday, October 21st, 2007

Arpi: Trăieşte-ţi viaţa ca şi cum ar fi…
Vlad: … ultima!

auzită de: Darius 

17 Votes | Average: 4.29 out of 517 Votes | Average: 4.29 out of 517 Votes | Average: 4.29 out of 517 Votes | Average: 4.29 out of 517 Votes | Average: 4.29 out of 5 (17 votes, average: 4.29 out of 5)
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După un lung raţionament logic comparativ

Sunday, April 22nd, 2007

Catastif: Una eşti dacă eşti doi…

auzită de: Darius

16 Votes | Average: 3.25 out of 516 Votes | Average: 3.25 out of 516 Votes | Average: 3.25 out of 516 Votes | Average: 3.25 out of 516 Votes | Average: 3.25 out of 5 (16 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)
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“La Orange, un minut de 300 de secunde!”

Sunday, April 22nd, 2007

Coleg: Îi şi 40.
Anca: Mno! De-o juma’ de oră numa’ 10 minute or trecut!

auzită de: Păstaie

18 Votes | Average: 4.17 out of 518 Votes | Average: 4.17 out of 518 Votes | Average: 4.17 out of 518 Votes | Average: 4.17 out of 518 Votes | Average: 4.17 out of 5 (18 votes, average: 4.17 out of 5)
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Repede

Saturday, April 21st, 2007
Nelu: Merg să iau de mâncare. Lisa, vrei şi tu?
Lisa: Da, un sandwich.
Nelu: La chiflă sau pâine arabă?
Lisa: La chiflă, nu la pâine de-aia subţire.
Nelu: Cu varză sau fără?
Lisa: Cu, cu!
Nelu: Cu castraveti sau fără?
Lisa: Cu castraveţi!
Nelu: Iute sau picant?
Lisa: Iute, nu picant, nu-mi place picant.
auzită de: Dece 
27 Votes | Average: 4 out of 527 Votes | Average: 4 out of 527 Votes | Average: 4 out of 527 Votes | Average: 4 out of 527 Votes | Average: 4 out of 5 (27 votes, average: 4 out of 5)
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Hristos a-nviat! Mersi la fel!

Saturday, April 21st, 2007
Tipu: Intru la concert.
Buddy: Vizionare placută!
Tipu: Mersi.
Buddy: Cu plăcere.
auzită de: Dece
15 Votes | Average: 2.73 out of 515 Votes | Average: 2.73 out of 515 Votes | Average: 2.73 out of 515 Votes | Average: 2.73 out of 515 Votes | Average: 2.73 out of 5 (15 votes, average: 2.73 out of 5)
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De 8 martie, da’ cu întârziere…

Friday, March 9th, 2007

Alex: Mă, aia are nasu’ un pic cam aşa…
Dan: Da’ ce? Tu o fuţi din profil?

auzită de. .marius 

26 Votes | Average: 4.19 out of 526 Votes | Average: 4.19 out of 526 Votes | Average: 4.19 out of 526 Votes | Average: 4.19 out of 526 Votes | Average: 4.19 out of 5 (26 votes, average: 4.19 out of 5)
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Ce nu-i ţî-î clar?

Tuesday, February 13th, 2007

Sorana: Stăteau în frig, în parc.
Păstaie: Nu era frig, era vara.
Sorana: No bine, mie îmi era somn.

auzită de: SiD

17 Votes | Average: 4 out of 517 Votes | Average: 4 out of 517 Votes | Average: 4 out of 517 Votes | Average: 4 out of 517 Votes | Average: 4 out of 5 (17 votes, average: 4 out of 5)
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Hai, trei ture-n juru’ bisericii şi 20 de flotări…

Saturday, January 6th, 2007

Unu’: Hristos a înviat!
Floaca: Mersi, la fel.

auzită de: Păstaie

23 Votes | Average: 4.52 out of 523 Votes | Average: 4.52 out of 523 Votes | Average: 4.52 out of 523 Votes | Average: 4.52 out of 523 Votes | Average: 4.52 out of 5 (23 votes, average: 4.52 out of 5)
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La cât daţi mântuirea?… (ii)

Friday, January 5th, 2007

Mătuşă: Da’ noi am vrea să stabilim şi când facem botezu’, paosu’… N-aveţi un calendar?
Popă: De vânzare?

auzită de: Păstaie

20 Votes | Average: 4.95 out of 520 Votes | Average: 4.95 out of 520 Votes | Average: 4.95 out of 520 Votes | Average: 4.95 out of 520 Votes | Average: 4.95 out of 5 (20 votes, average: 4.95 out of 5)
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Calculatoru’, bată-l vina…

Monday, January 1st, 2007

Capu’ : Hai, mă Jeksan, lasă-mă şi pe mine la calc să-mi verific mailu’.
Jeksan (concentrat): Da’ la ce-ţi trebuie ţie calculator?

auzită de: Tudor S.

13 Votes | Average: 4 out of 513 Votes | Average: 4 out of 513 Votes | Average: 4 out of 513 Votes | Average: 4 out of 513 Votes | Average: 4 out of 5 (13 votes, average: 4 out of 5)
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