Archive for October, 2006

“I can’t get no satisfaction…”

Tuesday, October 24th, 2006

Andy Q: MAMMMAAA!!!! Ce tzaranca buna mi-a intrat in magazin.

auzită de: Darius

10 Votes | Average: 4 out of 510 Votes | Average: 4 out of 510 Votes | Average: 4 out of 510 Votes | Average: 4 out of 510 Votes | Average: 4 out of 5 (10 votes, average: 4 out of 5)
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Eu am întotdeauna dreptate… Chiar şi când mă-nşel!

Tuesday, October 24th, 2006

Andrei: Tu te-ai uitat prea mult la “Fight Club”…
Darius: Ce? Nici măcar n-am văzut “Fight Club”!
Andrei: N-are importanţă, tot te-ai uitat prea mult.

auzită de: Darius

12 Votes | Average: 4.33 out of 512 Votes | Average: 4.33 out of 512 Votes | Average: 4.33 out of 512 Votes | Average: 4.33 out of 512 Votes | Average: 4.33 out of 5 (12 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)
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Aceeaşi Mărie, da’ cu alt accent

Tuesday, October 24th, 2006

Eu: Tu de ce vorbeşti aşa molcom şi ardelenesc? Mai vizibil decât mine.
Beşica: Mno? Ş-api ce?!

auzită de: Darius

9 Votes | Average: 4 out of 59 Votes | Average: 4 out of 59 Votes | Average: 4 out of 59 Votes | Average: 4 out of 59 Votes | Average: 4 out of 5 (9 votes, average: 4 out of 5)
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Ce Guevara?!

Tuesday, October 24th, 2006

Dacian: Şi tu medalion cu Che Guevara? Toată lumea cu Che Guevara!
Fată: Da, da’, sinceră să fiu, nu l-am auzit niciodată cum cântă.

auzită de: Dacian

25 Votes | Average: 4.32 out of 525 Votes | Average: 4.32 out of 525 Votes | Average: 4.32 out of 525 Votes | Average: 4.32 out of 525 Votes | Average: 4.32 out of 5 (25 votes, average: 4.32 out of 5)
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Steven Irwin de Bistriţa

Tuesday, October 24th, 2006

Silviu: Îmi put picioarele ca la şarpe.

auzită de: Dacian

17 Votes | Average: 4.53 out of 517 Votes | Average: 4.53 out of 517 Votes | Average: 4.53 out of 517 Votes | Average: 4.53 out of 517 Votes | Average: 4.53 out of 5 (17 votes, average: 4.53 out of 5)
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DOOM, DOOM, să-nălţăm!

Tuesday, October 24th, 2006

A: am voie sa spun in romaneste “a comprehensat ?”
B: NU
B: e barbarism
A: de ce ? ce inseamna ?

auzită de: Andrei

15 Votes | Average: 4.67 out of 515 Votes | Average: 4.67 out of 515 Votes | Average: 4.67 out of 515 Votes | Average: 4.67 out of 515 Votes | Average: 4.67 out of 5 (15 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)
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O relaţie se bazează pe încredere

Tuesday, October 24th, 2006

Mara: tu chiar ma crezi proasta, nu?
Eu: Pe cuvânt!

auzită de: Darius

11 Votes | Average: 4.36 out of 511 Votes | Average: 4.36 out of 511 Votes | Average: 4.36 out of 511 Votes | Average: 4.36 out of 511 Votes | Average: 4.36 out of 5 (11 votes, average: 4.36 out of 5)
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Permite-mi să fiu de acord cu tine…

Tuesday, October 24th, 2006

Mirmen: Dacian, al tău e gelu’ ăla?
Dacian: Ce gel?
Mirmen: Ăla, din baie. De păr.
Dacian: Care? Nivea? Ăla-i de duş.
Mirmen: Nu, mă, ăla de păr.
Dacian: Ah. Ăla-i gel.

auzită de: Darius

17 Votes | Average: 4.18 out of 517 Votes | Average: 4.18 out of 517 Votes | Average: 4.18 out of 517 Votes | Average: 4.18 out of 517 Votes | Average: 4.18 out of 5 (17 votes, average: 4.18 out of 5)
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Bă, dormi? Dormi, bă, bă… Dormi, bă?

Tuesday, October 24th, 2006

Dacian: Darius?
Darius: Da?
Dacian: TACI, MĂ, CĂ VREAU SĂ DORM!

auzită de: Darius

17 Votes | Average: 4.29 out of 517 Votes | Average: 4.29 out of 517 Votes | Average: 4.29 out of 517 Votes | Average: 4.29 out of 517 Votes | Average: 4.29 out of 5 (17 votes, average: 4.29 out of 5)
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În premieră la calculator…

Friday, October 20th, 2006

Paulalexa: am uitat sa iti spun ca cineva are un borcna de zacusca pentru tine
Paulalexa: ( nu am scris niciodata borcan la tastatura )

auzită de: Darius

14 Votes | Average: 3.5 out of 514 Votes | Average: 3.5 out of 514 Votes | Average: 3.5 out of 514 Votes | Average: 3.5 out of 514 Votes | Average: 3.5 out of 5 (14 votes, average: 3.5 out of 5)
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Trebuie să ne împărţim responsabilităţile!

Monday, October 9th, 2006

Darius: Hiii… Hai, să o sunăm pe bunica!
Dacian: Păi, sun-o. Io mă duc să mă cac.

auzită de: Darius

22 Votes | Average: 4.68 out of 522 Votes | Average: 4.68 out of 522 Votes | Average: 4.68 out of 522 Votes | Average: 4.68 out of 522 Votes | Average: 4.68 out of 5 (22 votes, average: 4.68 out of 5)
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Arbeit macht frei!

Tuesday, October 3rd, 2006

Lucian Mândruţă, din televizor: Zilnic, la singurul crematoriu din România sunt arşi patru morţi.
Dacian: Numa’?! SĂ BAGE CÂTE DOI!

auzită de: Darius

15 Votes | Average: 4.2 out of 515 Votes | Average: 4.2 out of 515 Votes | Average: 4.2 out of 515 Votes | Average: 4.2 out of 515 Votes | Average: 4.2 out of 5 (15 votes, average: 4.2 out of 5)
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Tineretul de azi, beţivanii de mâine

Tuesday, October 3rd, 2006

Ana: Io vreau lichior de ăla!
Dia: Nu-i da lichior, că iar merge beată la şco-… ai Jack Daniels?!

auzită de: Darius

19 Votes | Average: 4.53 out of 519 Votes | Average: 4.53 out of 519 Votes | Average: 4.53 out of 519 Votes | Average: 4.53 out of 519 Votes | Average: 4.53 out of 5 (19 votes, average: 4.53 out of 5)
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Aş şaselea simţ

Tuesday, October 3rd, 2006

Medela: Nu-mi mai simt nasu’! Îl am?!

auzită de: Darius

14 Votes | Average: 4.36 out of 514 Votes | Average: 4.36 out of 514 Votes | Average: 4.36 out of 514 Votes | Average: 4.36 out of 514 Votes | Average: 4.36 out of 5 (14 votes, average: 4.36 out of 5)
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