Archive for November, 2006

Chemarea naturii…

Friday, November 24th, 2006

Darius: Mă scapă la calculator…

auzită de: Darius

11 Votes | Average: 4.27 out of 511 Votes | Average: 4.27 out of 511 Votes | Average: 4.27 out of 511 Votes | Average: 4.27 out of 511 Votes | Average: 4.27 out of 5 (11 votes, average: 4.27 out of 5)
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GMT+cât?

Sunday, November 19th, 2006

Darius: Hai, mă, Dacian, odată, că-i şase!
Dacian: Ştiu că-i şase, de la patru îţi tot zic că-i şase.

auzită de: Darius

23 Votes | Average: 4.78 out of 523 Votes | Average: 4.78 out of 523 Votes | Average: 4.78 out of 523 Votes | Average: 4.78 out of 523 Votes | Average: 4.78 out of 5 (23 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5)
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Apăsaţi pe buton înainte să răspundeţi…

Sunday, November 19th, 2006

Darius: Bă, cum îi zice la filmu’ ăla, de merg o gaşcă de prieteni într-o barcă şi…
Tudor: “The Boat”?!
Darius: Nu, boule. Se duc şi-l omoară pe unu’ dintre ei…
Căcălin: “I know what you did last summer”?!
Darius: Nu, mă, idiotule, îl omoară ei, da’din greşeală, cade din barcă…
Căcălin: “I know what you did last boat”?!

auzită de: Darius

26 Votes | Average: 4.38 out of 526 Votes | Average: 4.38 out of 526 Votes | Average: 4.38 out of 526 Votes | Average: 4.38 out of 526 Votes | Average: 4.38 out of 5 (26 votes, average: 4.38 out of 5)
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Mi-i gata bateria la termometru…

Sunday, November 19th, 2006

[luni seara]

Darius: Ştii de când n-am făcut duş? De vineri!
Dacian: Da’ ce oră-i astăzi?

auzită de: Darius

8 Votes | Average: 4 out of 58 Votes | Average: 4 out of 58 Votes | Average: 4 out of 58 Votes | Average: 4 out of 58 Votes | Average: 4 out of 5 (8 votes, average: 4 out of 5)
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Să uiţi de la pulă pân’ la gură…

Sunday, November 12th, 2006

Medela: O fo’ fra’-tu la maică-mea?
Darius: Nu am avut, tu, acum cinci minute, fix conversaţia asta?
Medela: E! Da’ nu mi-ai răspuns!
Darius: DA’ EU TE ÎNTREBASEM!

auzită de: Darius

14 Votes | Average: 4.29 out of 514 Votes | Average: 4.29 out of 514 Votes | Average: 4.29 out of 514 Votes | Average: 4.29 out of 514 Votes | Average: 4.29 out of 5 (14 votes, average: 4.29 out of 5)
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“Orizontul nu are voie să fie strâmb”

Thursday, November 9th, 2006

Dacian: Ioi, ce fain îi ceru’!
Darius: Unde?

auzită de: Darius

11 Votes | Average: 3.82 out of 511 Votes | Average: 3.82 out of 511 Votes | Average: 3.82 out of 511 Votes | Average: 3.82 out of 511 Votes | Average: 3.82 out of 5 (11 votes, average: 3.82 out of 5)
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Valută internaţională

Tuesday, November 7th, 2006

Darius: Mă, tu ştii ce-i ăla blowjob?
Darius: Deci fii atent…
Darius: Este un grădinar cu o grădină.
Darius: Şi nişte albine.
Flaviu Cumânescu: bzz?
Darius: Şi albinele când dorm la grădinar, tre’ să-i sugă pula…

auzită de: Darius

9 Votes | Average: 4.22 out of 59 Votes | Average: 4.22 out of 59 Votes | Average: 4.22 out of 59 Votes | Average: 4.22 out of 59 Votes | Average: 4.22 out of 5 (9 votes, average: 4.22 out of 5)
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U1. No, U2. I insist.

Monday, November 6th, 2006

rocksana183: sal
Dacian: serus
rocksana183: sal
Dacian: serus
rocksana183: mai…
Dacian: tuh..
rocksana183: deci?

auzită de: Dacian

9 Votes | Average: 3.22 out of 59 Votes | Average: 3.22 out of 59 Votes | Average: 3.22 out of 59 Votes | Average: 3.22 out of 59 Votes | Average: 3.22 out of 5 (9 votes, average: 3.22 out of 5)
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Pendulul lui Foucault

Monday, November 6th, 2006

Paula: Să vezi ce pierdeţi cu Dinamooo! Vă bate Dinamooo!

[Două ore mai târziu. CFR 2 - Dinamo 1]

Paula: Nu-mi vine să cred că am câştigat!

auzită de: Darius

11 Votes | Average: 3.91 out of 511 Votes | Average: 3.91 out of 511 Votes | Average: 3.91 out of 511 Votes | Average: 3.91 out of 511 Votes | Average: 3.91 out of 5 (11 votes, average: 3.91 out of 5)
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Vremea pensionării…

Saturday, November 4th, 2006

Fiica: Alin ce maşină are, Peugeot 207?
Tatăl: Mnu, nu cred. Nu e 207.
Fiica: Da’ de care?
Tatăl: Păi, Peugeot… bleumarin.

auzită de: Darius

11 Votes | Average: 3.55 out of 511 Votes | Average: 3.55 out of 511 Votes | Average: 3.55 out of 511 Votes | Average: 3.55 out of 511 Votes | Average: 3.55 out of 5 (11 votes, average: 3.55 out of 5)
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La mormântul cunoştinţei necunoscute…

Saturday, November 4th, 2006

Fată 1: Tu eşti prietena lu’ Oana?
Fată 2: Care Oana?
Fata 1: IOANA!
Fată 2: Care Ioana?
Fată 1: … Nu ştiu.

auzită de: Darius

12 Votes | Average: 4.25 out of 512 Votes | Average: 4.25 out of 512 Votes | Average: 4.25 out of 512 Votes | Average: 4.25 out of 512 Votes | Average: 4.25 out of 5 (12 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)
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Someday

Thursday, November 2nd, 2006

Paula: da..ai mei invata engleza :|
Paula: dupa o saptamana tati o ajuns la concluzia ca toate zilele saptamanii se termina in DAY

auzită de: Darius

12 Votes | Average: 4.42 out of 512 Votes | Average: 4.42 out of 512 Votes | Average: 4.42 out of 512 Votes | Average: 4.42 out of 512 Votes | Average: 4.42 out of 5 (12 votes, average: 4.42 out of 5)
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Let me rephrase that…

Thursday, November 2nd, 2006

Taic-miu: Ai fost la fata lu’ Fodorean?
Darius: Nu. Ce Fodorean?
Taic-miu: Acolo, lângă blocu’ vostru…
Darius: Eh, la Antal?
Taic-miu: …
Taic-miu: Ai fost la fata lui Fodorean?
Darius: NU. LA ANTAL.
Taic-miu: Da’ de ce?
Darius: De ce ce?
Taic-miu: Eh, mna bine.
Darius: …
Darius: Ce?
Taic-miu: E, tu la fata lu’ Antal ai fost!

auzită de: Darius

14 Votes | Average: 4.64 out of 514 Votes | Average: 4.64 out of 514 Votes | Average: 4.64 out of 514 Votes | Average: 4.64 out of 514 Votes | Average: 4.64 out of 5 (14 votes, average: 4.64 out of 5)
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Babo natale

Thursday, November 2nd, 2006

devoir13: ce sa-ti aduc din italia?
Dacian: o balta

auzită de: Darius

7 Votes | Average: 4.14 out of 57 Votes | Average: 4.14 out of 57 Votes | Average: 4.14 out of 57 Votes | Average: 4.14 out of 57 Votes | Average: 4.14 out of 5 (7 votes, average: 4.14 out of 5)
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Îmi stă pe limbă…

Thursday, November 2nd, 2006

devoir13: nu stii cum se activa roamingu?
Dacian: la ceva steluta, ceva cifre, diez

auzită de: Darius

14 Votes | Average: 4.14 out of 514 Votes | Average: 4.14 out of 514 Votes | Average: 4.14 out of 514 Votes | Average: 4.14 out of 514 Votes | Average: 4.14 out of 5 (14 votes, average: 4.14 out of 5)
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