Archive for December, 2006

Cum se nasc frâncuţiile…

Tuesday, December 12th, 2006

Ionut: il pui pe daci sa debiteze rahaturi?
Tudor: nu
Tudor: ca se simte el
Ionut: se simte rahat?

auzită de: Ionuţ

19 Votes | Average: 3 out of 519 Votes | Average: 3 out of 519 Votes | Average: 3 out of 519 Votes | Average: 3 out of 519 Votes | Average: 3 out of 5 (19 votes, average: 3 out of 5)
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Proorocul puturos

Tuesday, December 12th, 2006

Dacian [în 2006]: Ştii cum o să fie în 2005?

auzită de: Darius

12 Votes | Average: 3.5 out of 512 Votes | Average: 3.5 out of 512 Votes | Average: 3.5 out of 512 Votes | Average: 3.5 out of 512 Votes | Average: 3.5 out of 5 (12 votes, average: 3.5 out of 5)
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Hetero-sapiens

Tuesday, December 12th, 2006

Dacian: Îi faină aia din poză, prima. Dacă-i fată.

auzită de: Darius

23 Votes | Average: 4.3 out of 523 Votes | Average: 4.3 out of 523 Votes | Average: 4.3 out of 523 Votes | Average: 4.3 out of 523 Votes | Average: 4.3 out of 5 (23 votes, average: 4.3 out of 5)
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“Şi în poieniţă au dat peste o casă cu totul şi cu totul din sâni…”

Tuesday, December 12th, 2006

Tudor: Erau, mă, acolo nişte tipe îmbrăcate în ţâţele goale…

auzită de: Darius

23 Votes | Average: 4.13 out of 523 Votes | Average: 4.13 out of 523 Votes | Average: 4.13 out of 523 Votes | Average: 4.13 out of 523 Votes | Average: 4.13 out of 5 (23 votes, average: 4.13 out of 5)
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Trebuie să ne împărţim responsabilităţile! (ii)

Tuesday, December 12th, 2006

Darius: Spală-mi cana aia.
Dacian: Da’ spală-o tu. Îi a ta.
Darius: Şi s-o spălăm de două ori, eşti prost?

auzită de: Darius

19 Votes | Average: 4.58 out of 519 Votes | Average: 4.58 out of 519 Votes | Average: 4.58 out of 519 Votes | Average: 4.58 out of 519 Votes | Average: 4.58 out of 5 (19 votes, average: 4.58 out of 5)
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Manly men…

Tuesday, December 12th, 2006

Tudor: Din ce-i făcut zidu’ ăsta?
Dacian [student la arhitectură]: Din bej.

auzită de: Tudor

24 Votes | Average: 4.92 out of 524 Votes | Average: 4.92 out of 524 Votes | Average: 4.92 out of 524 Votes | Average: 4.92 out of 524 Votes | Average: 4.92 out of 5 (24 votes, average: 4.92 out of 5)
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Toată viaţa mea, toată viaţa mea… n-am ascultat nici o manea.

Tuesday, December 12th, 2006

Darius: Bă, tu parcă eşti un manelist…
Vlad: Ce?! EU?! Să moară viaţa mea dacă-mi plac manelele…

auzită de: Darius

19 Votes | Average: 4.47 out of 519 Votes | Average: 4.47 out of 519 Votes | Average: 4.47 out of 519 Votes | Average: 4.47 out of 519 Votes | Average: 4.47 out of 5 (19 votes, average: 4.47 out of 5)
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“Şi ce eşti tu, fetiţă sau băieţel?”

Tuesday, December 12th, 2006

Silviu [homofob convins]: Ce fain cântă formaţia asta…
Dacian: Ştii că-s poponari?
Silviu: …
Silviu: Da’-s băieţi?

auzită de: Dacian

14 Votes | Average: 4.14 out of 514 Votes | Average: 4.14 out of 514 Votes | Average: 4.14 out of 514 Votes | Average: 4.14 out of 514 Votes | Average: 4.14 out of 5 (14 votes, average: 4.14 out of 5)
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Să-nchinăm pentru alcoolicii anonimi

Tuesday, December 12th, 2006

Nuntaş 1: Ai mai băut, mă?
Nuntaş 2: Nu-nu!
Nuntaş 1: Pe cuvântu’ tău, bă?
Nuntaş 2: Nu m-am mai îmbătat de [numără pe degete] un an juma’.
Nuntaş 1: [vizibil impresionat] Bravo, mă!
Darius: [cu paharul în mână] Să bem pentru asta!

auzită de: Darius

14 Votes | Average: 3.79 out of 514 Votes | Average: 3.79 out of 514 Votes | Average: 3.79 out of 514 Votes | Average: 3.79 out of 514 Votes | Average: 3.79 out of 5 (14 votes, average: 3.79 out of 5)
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Improvizând igienă

Tuesday, December 12th, 2006

Dacian: N-avem nici şerveţele, tu, tre’ să mă şterg la cur cu plicuri de cd-uri. Că cu pita aia prăjită nu mă încumet. Sau cu coji de portocale…â€?

auzită de: Darius

16 Votes | Average: 4.31 out of 516 Votes | Average: 4.31 out of 516 Votes | Average: 4.31 out of 516 Votes | Average: 4.31 out of 516 Votes | Average: 4.31 out of 5 (16 votes, average: 4.31 out of 5)
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He puts the missing link in “homosapiens”

Monday, December 11th, 2006

Darius: Cum pot să-ţi placă delfinii? Unde vezi delfini atât de mult cât să-ţi placă?

Dacian: Ce? Şi mie-mi place delfinii… Adică numa’ femelele.

auzită de: Darius

10 Votes | Average: 3.9 out of 510 Votes | Average: 3.9 out of 510 Votes | Average: 3.9 out of 510 Votes | Average: 3.9 out of 510 Votes | Average: 3.9 out of 5 (10 votes, average: 3.9 out of 5)
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“Siiingur… ATÂT DE SINGUR!”

Monday, December 11th, 2006

Gabi: Mă, io am vorbit azi cu un câine, da’ el n-o vrut să vorbească cu mine, că o crezut că-s nebun.

auzită de: Duţu

15 Votes | Average: 4.67 out of 515 Votes | Average: 4.67 out of 515 Votes | Average: 4.67 out of 515 Votes | Average: 4.67 out of 515 Votes | Average: 4.67 out of 5 (15 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)
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Insert coin…

Monday, December 11th, 2006

Gogu: Bă, hai şi mută, că ţi-am dat şah-mat.

auzită de: Duţu

14 Votes | Average: 4.57 out of 514 Votes | Average: 4.57 out of 514 Votes | Average: 4.57 out of 514 Votes | Average: 4.57 out of 514 Votes | Average: 4.57 out of 5 (14 votes, average: 4.57 out of 5)
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Magna Cum Laude - Pericei

Monday, December 11th, 2006

Mătuşă: Ea îi ceva doctor în Pericei…

Unchi: Ce fel de doctor?

Mătuşă: Medic.

Unchi: Ioooi!

auzită de: Păstaie

17 Votes | Average: 4.59 out of 517 Votes | Average: 4.59 out of 517 Votes | Average: 4.59 out of 517 Votes | Average: 4.59 out of 517 Votes | Average: 4.59 out of 5 (17 votes, average: 4.59 out of 5)
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Status Qvo

Sunday, December 10th, 2006

Alexandra: ce  e in germana la statusu meu..ce inseamna?

auzită de: Darius

8 Votes | Average: 4.13 out of 58 Votes | Average: 4.13 out of 58 Votes | Average: 4.13 out of 58 Votes | Average: 4.13 out of 58 Votes | Average: 4.13 out of 5 (8 votes, average: 4.13 out of 5)
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