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Saturday, April 28th, 2007

Bogdan [explicând o reclamă]: “… aşa, şi era leopardul ăla de la Puma care pufăia…”

auzită de: Păstaie 

24 Votes | Average: 3.83 out of 524 Votes | Average: 3.83 out of 524 Votes | Average: 3.83 out of 524 Votes | Average: 3.83 out of 524 Votes | Average: 3.83 out of 5 (24 votes, average: 3.83 out of 5)
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pwned

Saturday, April 28th, 2007

Dacian: ce-i de mancare si cat de gratis deseara?
Andrei: nu-i nimic gratis
Dacian: zici ca ii lumea reala acolo..

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Andrei: ma rog, mai ieftin (da’ nu gratis!) e onoarea de a sta cu mine la masa
Dacian: o onoare ieftina, intradevar

auzită de: Darius

34 Votes | Average: 4.15 out of 534 Votes | Average: 4.15 out of 534 Votes | Average: 4.15 out of 534 Votes | Average: 4.15 out of 534 Votes | Average: 4.15 out of 5 (34 votes, average: 4.15 out of 5)
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Mereu atent cu fetele…

Saturday, April 28th, 2007

Diana: unchiul meu a fost director la spital de nebuni, si am stat ceva timp pe culoare acolo
Diana: bine ca eram mica, dar imi amintesc o femeie care stia o gramada de poezii de la eminescu
Diana: si tot timpu spunea poezii
Dacian: da dupa aia te-ai facut bine, nu?

39 Votes | Average: 4.49 out of 539 Votes | Average: 4.49 out of 539 Votes | Average: 4.49 out of 539 Votes | Average: 4.49 out of 539 Votes | Average: 4.49 out of 5 (39 votes, average: 4.49 out of 5)
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Din seria “te-am sunat să-mi dai număru’ tău…”

Friday, April 27th, 2007

Darius: Ai un kilometraj din ăla ciclist?
Joldoş: am unul…
Darius: Cum pot măsura o distanţă parcursă?
Joldoş: ce-i drept, cu un kilometraj de bitza masori cel mai exact…
Joldoş: ce distanta te intereseaza?
Darius: Da’ de unde căcat să ştiu, dacă aia vreau să aflu?

auzită de: Darius

25 Votes | Average: 3.72 out of 525 Votes | Average: 3.72 out of 525 Votes | Average: 3.72 out of 525 Votes | Average: 3.72 out of 525 Votes | Average: 3.72 out of 5 (25 votes, average: 3.72 out of 5)
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Orarul de la non-stop

Sunday, April 22nd, 2007

Ştefi: La Non-Stopu’ ăla…
Stefi: Nu e deschis oare?

auzită de: SiD 

18 Votes | Average: 3.5 out of 518 Votes | Average: 3.5 out of 518 Votes | Average: 3.5 out of 518 Votes | Average: 3.5 out of 518 Votes | Average: 3.5 out of 5 (18 votes, average: 3.5 out of 5)
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După un lung raţionament logic comparativ

Sunday, April 22nd, 2007

Catastif: Una eşti dacă eşti doi…

auzită de: Darius

16 Votes | Average: 3.25 out of 516 Votes | Average: 3.25 out of 516 Votes | Average: 3.25 out of 516 Votes | Average: 3.25 out of 516 Votes | Average: 3.25 out of 5 (16 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)
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“La Orange, un minut de 300 de secunde!”

Sunday, April 22nd, 2007

Coleg: Îi şi 40.
Anca: Mno! De-o juma’ de oră numa’ 10 minute or trecut!

auzită de: Păstaie

18 Votes | Average: 4.17 out of 518 Votes | Average: 4.17 out of 518 Votes | Average: 4.17 out of 518 Votes | Average: 4.17 out of 518 Votes | Average: 4.17 out of 5 (18 votes, average: 4.17 out of 5)
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Repede

Saturday, April 21st, 2007
Nelu: Merg să iau de mâncare. Lisa, vrei şi tu?
Lisa: Da, un sandwich.
Nelu: La chiflă sau pâine arabă?
Lisa: La chiflă, nu la pâine de-aia subţire.
Nelu: Cu varză sau fără?
Lisa: Cu, cu!
Nelu: Cu castraveti sau fără?
Lisa: Cu castraveţi!
Nelu: Iute sau picant?
Lisa: Iute, nu picant, nu-mi place picant.
auzită de: Dece 
27 Votes | Average: 4 out of 527 Votes | Average: 4 out of 527 Votes | Average: 4 out of 527 Votes | Average: 4 out of 527 Votes | Average: 4 out of 5 (27 votes, average: 4 out of 5)
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Hristos a-nviat! Mersi la fel!

Saturday, April 21st, 2007
Tipu: Intru la concert.
Buddy: Vizionare placută!
Tipu: Mersi.
Buddy: Cu plăcere.
auzită de: Dece
15 Votes | Average: 2.73 out of 515 Votes | Average: 2.73 out of 515 Votes | Average: 2.73 out of 515 Votes | Average: 2.73 out of 515 Votes | Average: 2.73 out of 5 (15 votes, average: 2.73 out of 5)
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Votaţi… pentru ca să câştigăm.

Tuesday, April 17th, 2007

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11 Votes | Average: 3.09 out of 511 Votes | Average: 3.09 out of 511 Votes | Average: 3.09 out of 511 Votes | Average: 3.09 out of 511 Votes | Average: 3.09 out of 5 (11 votes, average: 3.09 out of 5)
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God speedy.

Monday, April 16th, 2007

Bogdan: Mi-ai luat o piatră de pe rinichi…

auzită de: Darius
20 Votes | Average: 4.3 out of 520 Votes | Average: 4.3 out of 520 Votes | Average: 4.3 out of 520 Votes | Average: 4.3 out of 520 Votes | Average: 4.3 out of 5 (20 votes, average: 4.3 out of 5)
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Revelaţii pascale de-ale lu’ Moafle…

Monday, April 16th, 2007

Dacian: Sf. Petru la nouă seara – “Lock, lock, locking the Heaven’s door.”

22 Votes | Average: 4.32 out of 522 Votes | Average: 4.32 out of 522 Votes | Average: 4.32 out of 522 Votes | Average: 4.32 out of 522 Votes | Average: 4.32 out of 5 (22 votes, average: 4.32 out of 5)
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Fii pe pace! Şi fiice.

Monday, April 16th, 2007

Dani: poate ma ajuta el
Dacian: sigur poate

auzită de: Darius

14 Votes | Average: 3.5 out of 514 Votes | Average: 3.5 out of 514 Votes | Average: 3.5 out of 514 Votes | Average: 3.5 out of 514 Votes | Average: 3.5 out of 5 (14 votes, average: 3.5 out of 5)
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Ziua femeilor - ÎN FIECARE ZI!

Monday, April 16th, 2007

Dan: Azi aş fute-o pe Mirela…
Marius: NOT!
Dan: Azi aş fute orice…
Dan: Sunt mai indulgent!

auzită de: .marius
18 Votes | Average: 3.28 out of 518 Votes | Average: 3.28 out of 518 Votes | Average: 3.28 out of 518 Votes | Average: 3.28 out of 518 Votes | Average: 3.28 out of 5 (18 votes, average: 3.28 out of 5)
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Ziua îi devreme…

Monday, April 16th, 2007

Tată-su lu’ Vlad: Da’ nu veniţi noaptea, că-i târziu!

auzită de: Vlad Chi

13 Votes | Average: 3.62 out of 513 Votes | Average: 3.62 out of 513 Votes | Average: 3.62 out of 513 Votes | Average: 3.62 out of 513 Votes | Average: 3.62 out of 5 (13 votes, average: 3.62 out of 5)
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