Archive for November, 2007

Sfatu’ medicului

Wednesday, November 28th, 2007

Andrei: bardu, azi iesi la pascut sau nu parasesti incinta?
Darius: Aş ieşi. Dar atâta-s de constipat. Nu ştiu ce să mă fac. Aş mânca o ciorbică, dar mi-ar plăcea atât de mult să mă cac.
Andrei: noah deci exitez sau t’astept?
Darius: Poţi mere, că io poate-n pauză mă duc să-mi iau neşte bocanci.
Andrei: api cum dracu sa nu te constipi

auzită de: Darius

11 Votes | Average: 3.64 out of 511 Votes | Average: 3.64 out of 511 Votes | Average: 3.64 out of 511 Votes | Average: 3.64 out of 511 Votes | Average: 3.64 out of 5 (11 votes, average: 3.64 out of 5)
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Politeţe condiţional-optativă

Sunday, November 25th, 2007

Dacian: Dă-te un pic mai încolo.
Tudor: “Te rog.”
Dacian: Te rog zic când o să vreau să te dai mai mult.

auzită de: Darius

29 Votes | Average: 4.52 out of 529 Votes | Average: 4.52 out of 529 Votes | Average: 4.52 out of 529 Votes | Average: 4.52 out of 529 Votes | Average: 4.52 out of 5 (29 votes, average: 4.52 out of 5)
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Any millenium now…

Sunday, November 25th, 2007

Adişoricul: baiete
Adişoricul: cand se da sesiunea la noi la faculta
Adişoricul: aia din vara
Darius: Nu ştiu.
Adişoricul: potzi sa aproximezi?
Darius: În vară.

auzită de: Darius

24 Votes | Average: 4.58 out of 524 Votes | Average: 4.58 out of 524 Votes | Average: 4.58 out of 524 Votes | Average: 4.58 out of 524 Votes | Average: 4.58 out of 5 (24 votes, average: 4.58 out of 5)
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Despre ce vorbesc?

Wednesday, November 14th, 2007

Mami: Daci! Ai reuşit?
Dacian
: Dar ce am încercat?

auzită de: Darius

26 Votes | Average: 4.54 out of 526 Votes | Average: 4.54 out of 526 Votes | Average: 4.54 out of 526 Votes | Average: 4.54 out of 526 Votes | Average: 4.54 out of 5 (26 votes, average: 4.54 out of 5)
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Struguri acri

Tuesday, November 13th, 2007

Darius: În 2004, în SUA erau peste 223 de milioane de calculatoare.
Arpi: Apăi, cre’că multe erau stricate.

auzită de: Darius

17 Votes | Average: 3.71 out of 517 Votes | Average: 3.71 out of 517 Votes | Average: 3.71 out of 517 Votes | Average: 3.71 out of 517 Votes | Average: 3.71 out of 5 (17 votes, average: 3.71 out of 5)
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XX şi XY. Şi Z.

Tuesday, November 13th, 2007

Adela: Nicole o cheama pe aia de la Pussycat Dolls si e Hawaiian-Russian-Filipino.
Tudor
: whaaaaa?
Tudor: a avut 3 parinti?

auzită de: Darius

22 Votes | Average: 4.59 out of 522 Votes | Average: 4.59 out of 522 Votes | Average: 4.59 out of 522 Votes | Average: 4.59 out of 522 Votes | Average: 4.59 out of 5 (22 votes, average: 4.59 out of 5)
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