Archive for April, 2008

Paste fericit

Thursday, April 24th, 2008

Octavian: iubi
Octavian: stii ce-i asta? - %
Dacian: banuiesc ca nu
Octavian: zona genitala a lu’ domnu’ darius pe vremea cand avea un coi sucit
Dacian: prea lunga linia

auzita de: Octavian

10 Votes | Average: 3.9 out of 510 Votes | Average: 3.9 out of 510 Votes | Average: 3.9 out of 510 Votes | Average: 3.9 out of 510 Votes | Average: 3.9 out of 5 (10 votes, average: 3.9 out of 5)
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Precizie haţegană

Thursday, April 17th, 2008

Darius: Când?
Sorel: Astăzi.
Darius: La ce oră?
Sorel: 21:44:15:02:92

auzită de: Darius

12 Votes | Average: 3.75 out of 512 Votes | Average: 3.75 out of 512 Votes | Average: 3.75 out of 512 Votes | Average: 3.75 out of 512 Votes | Average: 3.75 out of 5 (12 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)
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“Bă, tu să-mi dai banii!”

Thursday, April 17th, 2008

Dacian: ai luat tu castile de la ipod?
Darius: Da.
Dacian: de ce
Darius: Din greşeală. Le-am luat de lângă calculator.
Dacian: greseala se plateste

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Dacian: ti-am ascuns un obiect
Dacian: nu-ti spun ce.
Dacian: poate nasu, poate altceva
Dacian: sau poate ti-am bagat periuta de dinti in buda. brb

auzită de: Darius

15 Votes | Average: 4.87 out of 515 Votes | Average: 4.87 out of 515 Votes | Average: 4.87 out of 515 Votes | Average: 4.87 out of 515 Votes | Average: 4.87 out of 5 (15 votes, average: 4.87 out of 5)
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Nu şi a bunicului Petrică, aia din sufragerie

Sunday, April 6th, 2008

Ioana: E adevărat că Chopperu’ din Diesel poate să ţină o masă în gură?
Bicăzan: Da. Zi-i să vă ţină o masă pe vineri.

auzită de: Păstaie

19 Votes | Average: 3.89 out of 519 Votes | Average: 3.89 out of 519 Votes | Average: 3.89 out of 519 Votes | Average: 3.89 out of 519 Votes | Average: 3.89 out of 5 (19 votes, average: 3.89 out of 5)
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Prima la dreapta şi acolo eşti invisible

Sunday, April 6th, 2008

Păstaie: unde trebuie sa dau click ca sa nu mai vad cand intra sau iese cineva de pe net?
Dacian: tre sa te duci la options
Dacian: si cand ajungi acolo, intreaba un trecator

auzită de: Păstaie

22 Votes | Average: 4.45 out of 522 Votes | Average: 4.45 out of 522 Votes | Average: 4.45 out of 522 Votes | Average: 4.45 out of 522 Votes | Average: 4.45 out of 5 (22 votes, average: 4.45 out of 5)
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Credeţi că Cioacă şi-a ucis soţia cu sânge rece? DA/NU

Sunday, April 6th, 2008

Păstaie: nu merge piesa
Păstaie: melodia
Dacian: da nu o ajuns
Păstaie: melodia
Păstaie: i found her!

auzită de: Dacian

14 Votes | Average: 4.14 out of 514 Votes | Average: 4.14 out of 514 Votes | Average: 4.14 out of 514 Votes | Average: 4.14 out of 514 Votes | Average: 4.14 out of 5 (14 votes, average: 4.14 out of 5)
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Te vede Dumnezo, da’ de auzit - îi cu iPodu’-n urechi

Wednesday, April 2nd, 2008

Darius: Cum cânţi aşa, parcă eşti un pocăit din ăla ce fredonează despre “Domnul”…
Robert: Păi, poate îs, bă, pulă!

auzită de: Darius

28 Votes | Average: 4.43 out of 528 Votes | Average: 4.43 out of 528 Votes | Average: 4.43 out of 528 Votes | Average: 4.43 out of 528 Votes | Average: 4.43 out of 5 (28 votes, average: 4.43 out of 5)
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Dacă se găseşte una-n plus…

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008

Adi: Musai sa-mi iau nevasta.
Tudor: Din ce an?

auzită de: Adrian

21 Votes | Average: 4.52 out of 521 Votes | Average: 4.52 out of 521 Votes | Average: 4.52 out of 521 Votes | Average: 4.52 out of 521 Votes | Average: 4.52 out of 5 (21 votes, average: 4.52 out of 5)
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