Paste fericit

April 24th, 2008

Octavian: iubi
Octavian: stii ce-i asta? - %
Dacian: banuiesc ca nu
Octavian: zona genitala a lu’ domnu’ darius pe vremea cand avea un coi sucit
Dacian: prea lunga linia

auzita de: Octavian

9 Votes | Average: 4.11 out of 59 Votes | Average: 4.11 out of 59 Votes | Average: 4.11 out of 59 Votes | Average: 4.11 out of 59 Votes | Average: 4.11 out of 5 (9 votes, average: 4.11 out of 5)
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Precizie haţegană

April 17th, 2008

Darius: Când?
Sorel: Astăzi.
Darius: La ce oră?
Sorel: 21:44:15:02:92

auzită de: Darius

11 Votes | Average: 3.91 out of 511 Votes | Average: 3.91 out of 511 Votes | Average: 3.91 out of 511 Votes | Average: 3.91 out of 511 Votes | Average: 3.91 out of 5 (11 votes, average: 3.91 out of 5)
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“Bă, tu să-mi dai banii!”

April 17th, 2008

Dacian: ai luat tu castile de la ipod?
Darius: Da.
Dacian: de ce
Darius: Din greşeală. Le-am luat de lângă calculator.
Dacian: greseala se plateste

[…]
Dacian: ti-am ascuns un obiect
Dacian: nu-ti spun ce.
Dacian: poate nasu, poate altceva
Dacian: sau poate ti-am bagat periuta de dinti in buda. brb

auzită de: Darius

14 Votes | Average: 5 out of 514 Votes | Average: 5 out of 514 Votes | Average: 5 out of 514 Votes | Average: 5 out of 514 Votes | Average: 5 out of 5 (14 votes, average: 5 out of 5)
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Nu şi a bunicului Petrică, aia din sufragerie

April 6th, 2008

Ioana: E adevărat că Chopperu’ din Diesel poate să ţină o masă în gură?
Bicăzan: Da. Zi-i să vă ţină o masă pe vineri.

auzită de: Păstaie

18 Votes | Average: 3.83 out of 518 Votes | Average: 3.83 out of 518 Votes | Average: 3.83 out of 518 Votes | Average: 3.83 out of 518 Votes | Average: 3.83 out of 5 (18 votes, average: 3.83 out of 5)
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Prima la dreapta şi acolo eşti invisible

April 6th, 2008

Păstaie: unde trebuie sa dau click ca sa nu mai vad cand intra sau iese cineva de pe net?
Dacian: tre sa te duci la options
Dacian: si cand ajungi acolo, intreaba un trecator

auzită de: Păstaie

21 Votes | Average: 4.43 out of 521 Votes | Average: 4.43 out of 521 Votes | Average: 4.43 out of 521 Votes | Average: 4.43 out of 521 Votes | Average: 4.43 out of 5 (21 votes, average: 4.43 out of 5)
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Credeţi că Cioacă şi-a ucis soţia cu sânge rece? DA/NU

April 6th, 2008

Păstaie: nu merge piesa
Păstaie: melodia
Dacian: da nu o ajuns
Păstaie: melodia
Păstaie: i found her!

auzită de: Dacian

12 Votes | Average: 4.08 out of 512 Votes | Average: 4.08 out of 512 Votes | Average: 4.08 out of 512 Votes | Average: 4.08 out of 512 Votes | Average: 4.08 out of 5 (12 votes, average: 4.08 out of 5)
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Te vede Dumnezo, da’ de auzit - îi cu iPodu’-n urechi

April 2nd, 2008

Darius: Cum cânţi aşa, parcă eşti un pocăit din ăla ce fredonează despre “Domnul”…
Robert: Păi, poate îs, bă, pulă!

auzită de: Darius

27 Votes | Average: 4.41 out of 527 Votes | Average: 4.41 out of 527 Votes | Average: 4.41 out of 527 Votes | Average: 4.41 out of 527 Votes | Average: 4.41 out of 5 (27 votes, average: 4.41 out of 5)
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Dacă se găseşte una-n plus…

April 1st, 2008

Adi: Musai sa-mi iau nevasta.
Tudor: Din ce an?

auzită de: Adrian

20 Votes | Average: 4.5 out of 520 Votes | Average: 4.5 out of 520 Votes | Average: 4.5 out of 520 Votes | Average: 4.5 out of 520 Votes | Average: 4.5 out of 5 (20 votes, average: 4.5 out of 5)
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Imaginaţia nu are limite. E o nesimţită şi o infatuată.

March 27th, 2008

Păstaie: Dacă ai prieteni imaginari, oare poţi să-ţi faci şi duşmani imaginari?

auzită de: Darius

18 Votes | Average: 4.33 out of 518 Votes | Average: 4.33 out of 518 Votes | Average: 4.33 out of 518 Votes | Average: 4.33 out of 518 Votes | Average: 4.33 out of 5 (18 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)
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No, we can’t keep it!

March 27th, 2008

Păstaie: Instead of a pet, I want a party animal.

auzită de: Darius

13 Votes | Average: 4.46 out of 513 Votes | Average: 4.46 out of 513 Votes | Average: 4.46 out of 513 Votes | Average: 4.46 out of 513 Votes | Average: 4.46 out of 5 (13 votes, average: 4.46 out of 5)
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Codul igienei e ca ăla al bunelor maniere, care-i, de fapt, ca ăla rutier. Care-i morse.

March 27th, 2008

Tudor: În State, WC-urile se umplu cu apă până la jumătate. În Anglia cum îs?
Păstaie: Tot aşa, numa’ că pe dreapta.

auzită de: Darius

12 Votes | Average: 4.33 out of 512 Votes | Average: 4.33 out of 512 Votes | Average: 4.33 out of 512 Votes | Average: 4.33 out of 512 Votes | Average: 4.33 out of 5 (12 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)
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Dacă te-ar duce un pic capu’, te-ai simţi jignită. Da’ eşti proastă.

March 24th, 2008

Păstaie: eu am scris pretty?
Dacian: da
Păstaie: nu-mi mai aduc aminte sa fi gandit asa ceva
Dacian: that’s because you’re so pretty…

auzită de: Păstaie

12 Votes | Average: 4.67 out of 512 Votes | Average: 4.67 out of 512 Votes | Average: 4.67 out of 512 Votes | Average: 4.67 out of 512 Votes | Average: 4.67 out of 5 (12 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)
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And the Moron goes to…

March 24th, 2008

Arpi: Da’ locul I la cel mai bun actor secundar nu-i tot una cu locul II la cel mai bun actor principal?

auzită de: Darius

22 Votes | Average: 4.77 out of 522 Votes | Average: 4.77 out of 522 Votes | Average: 4.77 out of 522 Votes | Average: 4.77 out of 522 Votes | Average: 4.77 out of 5 (22 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5)
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Cu mâna pe fundiţă şi cu fundul pe oliţă

March 21st, 2008

Dacian: jur pe pula mea
Păstaie: da, poti jura.. ca nu ai nimic de pierdut

auzită de: Ale Păcurar

28 Votes | Average: 4.46 out of 528 Votes | Average: 4.46 out of 528 Votes | Average: 4.46 out of 528 Votes | Average: 4.46 out of 528 Votes | Average: 4.46 out of 5 (28 votes, average: 4.46 out of 5)
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Vlad, din popor

March 18th, 2008

Vlad: Orice-ai face, altuia nu-i place…

auzită de: Darius

17 Votes | Average: 4.65 out of 517 Votes | Average: 4.65 out of 517 Votes | Average: 4.65 out of 517 Votes | Average: 4.65 out of 517 Votes | Average: 4.65 out of 5 (17 votes, average: 4.65 out of 5)
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