“Pula dans, numa’ maniere…”

March 18th, 2008

Mea: Felicitari maestre
Darius: Vă mulţumim.
Darius: Nici c-ai votat, admiţi?
Mea: sint o doamna…deci se pretinde a fi distinsa si educata
Mea: dar….
Mea: MANINCI CACAT
Mea: sigur ca te-am votat

auzită de: Darius

15 Votes | Average: 4.6 out of 515 Votes | Average: 4.6 out of 515 Votes | Average: 4.6 out of 515 Votes | Average: 4.6 out of 515 Votes | Average: 4.6 out of 5 (15 votes, average: 4.6 out of 5)
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Al zerolea simţ

March 17th, 2008

Lucian: Auzi ce bine miroase…

auzită de: Tudor

18 Votes | Average: 4.67 out of 518 Votes | Average: 4.67 out of 518 Votes | Average: 4.67 out of 518 Votes | Average: 4.67 out of 518 Votes | Average: 4.67 out of 5 (18 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)
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Borsex plat

March 17th, 2008

Robert: Un pahar de apă, te rog. De la robinet.
Mischa: Un pahar de ţevian, la băiatu’.

auzită de: Tudor

24 Votes | Average: 4.79 out of 524 Votes | Average: 4.79 out of 524 Votes | Average: 4.79 out of 524 Votes | Average: 4.79 out of 524 Votes | Average: 4.79 out of 5 (24 votes, average: 4.79 out of 5)
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Tot în tren…

March 17th, 2008

Dacian: Tocmai o trecut pe culoar prinţesa inimilor mele.

auzită de: Darius

21 Votes | Average: 4.67 out of 521 Votes | Average: 4.67 out of 521 Votes | Average: 4.67 out of 521 Votes | Average: 4.67 out of 521 Votes | Average: 4.67 out of 5 (21 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)
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În tren…

March 17th, 2008

Valeriu: Bă, nu v-aţi plictisit?
Dacian: Ba da, hai să mergem.

auzită de: Darius

18 Votes | Average: 4.56 out of 518 Votes | Average: 4.56 out of 518 Votes | Average: 4.56 out of 518 Votes | Average: 4.56 out of 518 Votes | Average: 4.56 out of 5 (18 votes, average: 4.56 out of 5)
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Puliticos, cum îi şade-n fire.

March 17th, 2008

Dacian: Bă, io te-am rugat frumos. Nu mă face să te rog iară. Că poate te rog de mamă.

auzită de: Darius

27 Votes | Average: 4.93 out of 527 Votes | Average: 4.93 out of 527 Votes | Average: 4.93 out of 527 Votes | Average: 4.93 out of 527 Votes | Average: 4.93 out of 5 (27 votes, average: 4.93 out of 5)
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Heavy Night

March 12th, 2008

La ieşirea din bar..
Dacian: Pe aici se intră afară?

auzită de: Tudor

25 Votes | Average: 4.8 out of 525 Votes | Average: 4.8 out of 525 Votes | Average: 4.8 out of 525 Votes | Average: 4.8 out of 525 Votes | Average: 4.8 out of 5 (25 votes, average: 4.8 out of 5)
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Împărţim ca fraţii…

March 11th, 2008

Dacian: vezi ca am gasit o chestie
Dacian: chestia aia a ta
Dacian: mi-o dai mie?

auzită de: Darius

18 Votes | Average: 4.67 out of 518 Votes | Average: 4.67 out of 518 Votes | Average: 4.67 out of 518 Votes | Average: 4.67 out of 518 Votes | Average: 4.67 out of 5 (18 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)
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Concepţia unui programator asupra sexului

March 11th, 2008

Octavian: pe windows
Octavian: aveam un folder
Octavian: care era asociat cu localhostu
Octavian: si cand apasam localhost
Octavian: se duce in folder
Octavian: si facea sex cu php-urile de acolo

auzită de: Tudor

12 Votes | Average: 4.5 out of 512 Votes | Average: 4.5 out of 512 Votes | Average: 4.5 out of 512 Votes | Average: 4.5 out of 512 Votes | Average: 4.5 out of 5 (12 votes, average: 4.5 out of 5)
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I know about Eloise

March 2nd, 2008

Darius: Mie îmi plac mai mult maşinile din trecut decât din viitor.

auzită de: Dacian
14 Votes | Average: 4.21 out of 514 Votes | Average: 4.21 out of 514 Votes | Average: 4.21 out of 514 Votes | Average: 4.21 out of 514 Votes | Average: 4.21 out of 5 (14 votes, average: 4.21 out of 5)
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Nu prea luăm pauze noi aici…

February 25th, 2008

Păstaie: Da’ ăştia de la şcoala pentru cei cu deficienţe de auz cum îşi dau seama când se sună?

auzită :) de: Darius

23 Votes | Average: 4.43 out of 523 Votes | Average: 4.43 out of 523 Votes | Average: 4.43 out of 523 Votes | Average: 4.43 out of 523 Votes | Average: 4.43 out of 5 (23 votes, average: 4.43 out of 5)
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The case is resting…

February 20th, 2008

Aciu: Este cel mai frumos lucru pe care l-am mai văzut vreodată!

auzită de: Păstaie

18 Votes | Average: 3.78 out of 518 Votes | Average: 3.78 out of 518 Votes | Average: 3.78 out of 518 Votes | Average: 3.78 out of 518 Votes | Average: 3.78 out of 5 (18 votes, average: 3.78 out of 5)
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Zăbovind (cu mintea) la telecomunicaţii…

February 20th, 2008

Marius: nu sti kre ii codu ala … la nokia sa vezi cand s`o fabricat telefonu
Sanda: io nici macar nus pe nokia
Sanda: is pe orange

auzită de: Noji

20 Votes | Average: 4.45 out of 520 Votes | Average: 4.45 out of 520 Votes | Average: 4.45 out of 520 Votes | Average: 4.45 out of 520 Votes | Average: 4.45 out of 5 (20 votes, average: 4.45 out of 5)
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Ej, te, autonomie, draghe…

February 20th, 2008

Arpad: Vedeţi că mă duc acasă, la Covasna, să nu mă sunaţi, că-s pe roaming…

auzită de: Darius

20 Votes | Average: 4.45 out of 520 Votes | Average: 4.45 out of 520 Votes | Average: 4.45 out of 520 Votes | Average: 4.45 out of 520 Votes | Average: 4.45 out of 5 (20 votes, average: 4.45 out of 5)
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Sau aia…

February 19th, 2008

Florin Ciubotaru: ba zi-mi o carte
Florin Ciubotaru: sa citesc
Adrian Ciubotaru: Ciuma de Albert Camus
Adrian Ciubotaru: Procesul de Franz Kafka
Florin Ciubotaru: Kevin Mitnick
Florin Ciubotaru: cel mai mare hacker din lume
Florin Ciubotaru: a scris o carte
Florin Ciubotaru: Arta Manipularii
Florin Ciubotaru: cica e super tare cartea

auzită de: Darius

12 Votes | Average: 4.17 out of 512 Votes | Average: 4.17 out of 512 Votes | Average: 4.17 out of 512 Votes | Average: 4.17 out of 512 Votes | Average: 4.17 out of 5 (12 votes, average: 4.17 out of 5)
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